Shock & Awe, Estro-Fem Style

It's a given that every woman who goes on a reality-TV show is completely insane -- in fact, you could make a pretty good case that all women are completely insane -- so it's the job of the reality show to bring that insanity out, to let it breathe like a fine wine.
-----Bill Simmons (ESPN Page 2 columnist) on reality TV & women



Studlystuf: you dont have to "tell me about yourself"
Studlystuf: cos i already know everything there is to know
msevier31: exactly - ive already read this book
msevier31: you may think its choose your own adventure...but theres only one story
Studlystuf: every girl is just another joke with the same sick punch-line
Studlystuf: what do you call a girl who wears blue?
Studlystuf: irrational and insane
Studlystuf: what do you call a girl who drives an SUV?
Studlystuf: irrational and insane
Studlystuf: ... you get the idea...
msevier31: im gonna start callin you brandon p
msevier31: or rumplestiltsmith
-----i may never see another girl naked, ever


msevier31: what is it with the kissing bullshit? its way too personal
msevier31: why is this necessary or even acceptable?
Studlystuf: bitches LOVE to kiss
Studlystuf: i blame movies
Studlystuf: thanks hugh (grant), thanks a lot
Studlystuf: romantic comedies have poisoned the minds of our female youth - its out of control
Studlystuf: its terrible - its at PANDEMIC proportions
msevier31: hahaha
-----just more examinations of lifes big problems


msevier31: the estrogen doesnt allow a clear picture of reality
msevier31: the two-strike rule
Studlystuf: what is that?
msevier31: my 2 strike theory--women having 2 X chromosomes
msevier31: they start life with 2 strikes
Studlystuf: it makes sense and i like it
-----do i need to explain this?


msevier31: they like to fabricate alternate realities
msevier31: estrogen has that effect
Studlystuf: absolutely
Studlystuf: its acid w/o the psychedellic slide-show
msevier31: except more of a pain
Studlystuf: they're imagining all sorts of horrors, none of which exist
msevier31: well...a few of them exist
msevier31: like that blood coming out of their vagina and guys only wanting them for their non-bloody vagina
-----wow, that's brutal


msevier31: we're part of the misinformation squad
msevier31: project mayhem
Studlystuf: women need a guide, its either men or hormones
Studlystuf: usually a combination of both
msevier31: haha
-----the power struggle is an all out tug-of-war, and estro is a tough competitor, but if this website is any indication, we're winning...


msevier31: do they sell this estrogen? we should take some lines of it and see what sort of alternate reality we can find
msevier31: seriously? how much does this cost? i wouldnt mind an alternate reality sometimes
msevier31: certainly i dont wanna camp out on the crazy side of the river, but i might wade across once in a while
Studlystuf: i think its deep
Studlystuf: and there's always a typhoon
msevier31: you KNOW it
Studlystuf: that's why women get lost at sea, they cant find their way back
msevier31: hahaha
msevier31: my mom gets lost in an effin paper bag man
msevier31: she doesnt know WHATS going on
-----the estrogen cocktail is a menace indeed...


Studlystuf: like you said, all women need the 3 A's
Studlystuf: affection, attention, affirmation
msevier31: i said that?
msevier31: god im amazing
Studlystuf: haha
msevier31: i do have some shining moments
-----he really does


Studlystuf: i think the really beautiful thing here is the female admission that being a "girl" is negative, and that being "the guy" in an exchange, is positive. how amazing is that? our generation has done such a wonderful job conditioning women to think "girly feelings" are wacko and unstable and generaly unhealty/unwanted and that "being the guy" is preferable because its so rational and amazing
----this was in response to a friend getting an e-mail from a girl in which she stated she hates having 'girly feelings' and is usually 'the guy' in sexual exchanges and now she feels like she's the girl and doesn't like it


Gbradley232: i dont see anything else that girl could offer, other than her mouth on a cock
Studlystuf: wow
Studlystuf: i think that's going on the website, bro
Gbradley232: haha, id rather not be quoted with that
Studlystuf: dude, i think i have to
Gbradley232: im turning into a dickhead but id rather not let everyone know it yet
Studlystuf: ok, i won't post it
-----i know, you all wanna know who we're talking about. but just think of it as a generalization....


msevier31: she tries to be a "feminist"
Studlystuf: a feminist!?
msevier31: yes, she's a self-proclaimed feminist
Studlystuf: so she's really independent and everything
msevier31: yes
Studlystuf: other than her complete and total dependency on men
msevier31: besides that
-----because, really, who's counting?