if a tree falls in the forest...
there's 3 ACC teams in the final four!! oh, its women's? i didnt know they still let women play basketball
women's basketball isnt exciting, i dont care what you say. "dunking" in women's basketball happens 3 times a year, and at least 2 of those are essentially lay-ins with a chick grabbing the rim. WOW, i just peed my pants in excitement. nevermind, that wasnt urine, and it had nothing to do with basketball. but that's neither here nor there.
you know who watches women's basketball? lesbians. and the players' parents. these two arent necessarily mutually exclusive, either.
sure, title 9, let the women play their hoops. no more wnba, though, stern. pull the plug. youre a smart business man, and throwing away good money to promote something that loses money is not good business. hell, anything promoting women probably isnt good business. unless it's promoting them to the business end of my cock. ZING
Dude, c'mon -- women's hoops is great. Love it for the passing. Love it for the shooting. Love it for the screens. Love it for the lesbians! Love it for the unintentional comedy. Love it for all the questions I'm about to pose.
Have you officially hit rock bottom (as a male, female, or reality star) when you get offered (or take) a women's basketball coaching job? Would you be self conscious if your balls were bigger than the pee-wee-sized basketballs you're shooting? Is there a higher homo % in the coaches or the players? Since we know all of the female coaches are rug munchers, does that also mean that the male coaches are gay? How can you be 6'3, a basketball player, and STILL not dunk? Is it disturbing to anyone else that my old roommate finds Stacey Dales-Shoeman attractive? Wait, she's using both last names to preserve some identity. Doesn't *that* make her a dyke by default? How often do female basketball players have to shave their beards? How can you be more of a man than I am and still suck at basketball? Does anyone know the matriculation rate of female ballers into the LPGA? Is this the normal progression?
Women can do anything men can do! And sometimes they can do it better!
...and if you believe any of this--
"I promise I won't cum in your mouth..."
Thanks Beautiful...
"i promise i wont cum in your mouth" is the greatest lie since the holocaust -- thankfully ive never had to use it.. it's amazing how accomodating asian prostitutes and 15-year olds can be, especially when i give them the "bruce dickinson cocktail"
God, I get so much mileage out of that lie! And a good number of women who read this blog can attest to it--
the one about the holocaust? me too, man... me too
so hey i meant to mention this earlier...you mentioned how fists of rage is attracted to stacy dales-whatever. does this honestly come as any surprise? havent your last 3 roommates all had bizarre [random, and/or horrible] taste in women?
no, its not a surprise at all. aside from their shared love for high school girls, they have really fucked up tastes. stacey-dales falls right into line
women's basketball isnt exciting, i dont care what you say. "dunking" in women's basketball happens 3 times a year, and at least 2 of those are essentially lay-ins with a chick grabbing the rim. WOW, i just peed my pants in excitement. nevermind, that wasnt urine, and it had nothing to do with basketball. but that's neither here nor there.
you know who watches women's basketball? lesbians. and the players' parents. these two arent necessarily mutually exclusive, either.
sure, title 9, let the women play their hoops. no more wnba, though, stern. pull the plug. youre a smart business man, and throwing away good money to promote something that loses money is not good business. hell, anything promoting women probably isnt good business. unless it's promoting them to the business end of my cock. ZING
Dude, c'mon -- women's hoops is great. Love it for the passing. Love it for the shooting. Love it for the screens. Love it for the lesbians! Love it for the unintentional comedy. Love it for all the questions I'm about to pose.
Have you officially hit rock bottom (as a male, female, or reality star) when you get offered (or take) a women's basketball coaching job? Would you be self conscious if your balls were bigger than the pee-wee-sized basketballs you're shooting? Is there a higher homo % in the coaches or the players? Since we know all of the female coaches are rug munchers, does that also mean that the male coaches are gay? How can you be 6'3, a basketball player, and STILL not dunk? Is it disturbing to anyone else that my old roommate finds Stacey Dales-Shoeman attractive? Wait, she's using both last names to preserve some identity. Doesn't *that* make her a dyke by default? How often do female basketball players have to shave their beards? How can you be more of a man than I am and still suck at basketball? Does anyone know the matriculation rate of female ballers into the LPGA? Is this the normal progression?
Women can do anything men can do! And sometimes they can do it better!
...and if you believe any of this--
"I promise I won't cum in your mouth..."
Thanks Beautiful...
"i promise i wont cum in your mouth" is the greatest lie since the holocaust -- thankfully ive never had to use it.. it's amazing how accomodating asian prostitutes and 15-year olds can be, especially when i give them the "bruce dickinson cocktail"
God, I get so much mileage out of that lie! And a good number of women who read this blog can attest to it--
the one about the holocaust? me too, man... me too
so hey i meant to mention this earlier...you mentioned how fists of rage is attracted to stacy dales-whatever. does this honestly come as any surprise? havent your last 3 roommates all had bizarre [random, and/or horrible] taste in women?
no, its not a surprise at all. aside from their shared love for high school girls, they have really fucked up tastes. stacey-dales falls right into line
posted by bruce dickinson at 3/29/2006 07:04:00 AM
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