italian girls, rich girls, and dior sunglasses
get ready. grab the volleyball and the baby oil if thats how you prepare. or do some coke and hire a hooker. either way, im blowing the lid off this joint...
i submit to you, my droogies, that we're the victims of a major scandal. it's dior sunglasses, and similar glasses that cover up large portions of the face. granted, you could make this argument for any sunglasses, but these larger glasses are the topic, so stay focused.
as i walked around italy 2 years ago, i couldnt help but notice how many females seemed REALLY attractive. granted, a majority of them arent pudgy like all you fatass lazy americans who sit around watching reality television and eating fast food for every meal.
but i digress...
after seeing this phenomenon throughout various italian cities, it finally dawned on me. all of these "hot" women were wearing giant shades. next time you see someone you know wearing these giant glasses, notice that she (most likely) appears more attractive. then take a deep breath, and remove those glasses and reveal the troll hiding behind them
between the right makeup and the right pair of bigass glasses, you can pull some pretty good tricks. who knew eyes were such an important part of attraction? (show me that cooter)
i submit to you, my droogies, that we're the victims of a major scandal. it's dior sunglasses, and similar glasses that cover up large portions of the face. granted, you could make this argument for any sunglasses, but these larger glasses are the topic, so stay focused.
as i walked around italy 2 years ago, i couldnt help but notice how many females seemed REALLY attractive. granted, a majority of them arent pudgy like all you fatass lazy americans who sit around watching reality television and eating fast food for every meal.
but i digress...
after seeing this phenomenon throughout various italian cities, it finally dawned on me. all of these "hot" women were wearing giant shades. next time you see someone you know wearing these giant glasses, notice that she (most likely) appears more attractive. then take a deep breath, and remove those glasses and reveal the troll hiding behind them
between the right makeup and the right pair of bigass glasses, you can pull some pretty good tricks. who knew eyes were such an important part of attraction? (show me that cooter)
posted by bruce dickinson at 3/20/2006 03:01:00 PM
4 Comments:
You know, the same thing could be said about guys who wear hats. There are tons of guys who look really cute in a hat, but then they take it off and blech. Deal breaker. How superficial am I?
almost superficial enough to roll with this crew...
either way, I'm extremely attracted to you
schmoopie, youre silly...but absolutely correct. here's the question though...is the hat phenomenon due to the coverage of the (fore)head, or coverage of bad hair?
i say when you know how to style your hair, you SHOULD look at least as good, sans hat...
Its a combination of bad hair, bad forehead, and bad ears. It can be hid and even look cute with a hat, but you cant hide it all the time. And that's where I draw the line. Anyway, no one has hair as great as you boys.
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