but she's got a pretty face!
ahahaha, i love that "disclaimer"
she's kind of big...but she's got a pretty face. what the fuck do i care? she's still fat. that shit makes my penis go soft.
seriously, talk to me when youve lost 10 (or 50) pounds. look, i know your "cute" or "pretty" face worked at some point in your life, but this shit has to stop. have a little pride and realize that theres too much booty in the pants...your jeans are starting to look like ambiguous yards of fabric pieced together on your body. not good
it's a thyroid problem, right? i'm gonna say its a lazyassmotherfucker problem. too busy, you say? how about waking up early and going to the gym? maybe cutting alcohol out, or greatly limiting it? shit, you could also just not be a moron. change your diet, fucker.
for some people, its a motivation problem. well here's your motivation, you fat shit. big girls need love too? well "big girls" better start workin on becoming "small girls" -- trust me, that pretty face will take you a lot further in our (justifiably) superficial society
time to go throw up my dinner and take some more diet pills. nooch
umm... whats the opposite of a "butter face?" (just for you, brucey)
I would just like to say, as a disclaimer, let the record show that we here at bigshifta.blogspot DO NOT typically condone the cutting out or limiting of alcohol consumption.. Quite the contrary, in fact. We encourage copious amounts of hooking up - consequently, by default, encourage "excess" drinking.
This post -- are you thinking, the opposite of, "self improvement is masturbation?"
I too am gonna go refund my dinner.
"...it's a great way to lose weight before a show"
she's kind of big...but she's got a pretty face. what the fuck do i care? she's still fat. that shit makes my penis go soft.
seriously, talk to me when youve lost 10 (or 50) pounds. look, i know your "cute" or "pretty" face worked at some point in your life, but this shit has to stop. have a little pride and realize that theres too much booty in the pants...your jeans are starting to look like ambiguous yards of fabric pieced together on your body. not good
it's a thyroid problem, right? i'm gonna say its a lazyassmotherfucker problem. too busy, you say? how about waking up early and going to the gym? maybe cutting alcohol out, or greatly limiting it? shit, you could also just not be a moron. change your diet, fucker.
for some people, its a motivation problem. well here's your motivation, you fat shit. big girls need love too? well "big girls" better start workin on becoming "small girls" -- trust me, that pretty face will take you a lot further in our (justifiably) superficial society
time to go throw up my dinner and take some more diet pills. nooch
umm... whats the opposite of a "butter face?" (just for you, brucey)
I would just like to say, as a disclaimer, let the record show that we here at bigshifta.blogspot DO NOT typically condone the cutting out or limiting of alcohol consumption.. Quite the contrary, in fact. We encourage copious amounts of hooking up - consequently, by default, encourage "excess" drinking.
This post -- are you thinking, the opposite of, "self improvement is masturbation?"
I too am gonna go refund my dinner.
"...it's a great way to lose weight before a show"
posted by bruce dickinson at 4/04/2006 08:50:00 PM
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wait... I don't get it... I thought you had to stop writing these blog-thingys?
... and I hope my ellipsis'(sp) don't give me away.
i think it would be ellipses in this case. who posts anonymously, anyways? pussy. you may wish to read the last few entries of the blog...
yea, who DOES post anonymously -- i think we've covered this before -- see previous post http://bigshifta.blogspot.com/2005/09/anonymous-said.html#comments--
that is a reference to me bitches! I was the first anonymous person to post, and I am Canadian, so that is how it goes...
and what happened that prompted this post - did someone hook up with the "Fat" girl?
You'll have to ask the mother of this spawn -- but I believe it had something to do with Mandisa and American Idol
---we'll wait for Bruce's response
hey if i hooked up with a fatty, would i fucking write a post to advertise? no! okay, that may not be true...i might actually write a post about it, but it would be more direct and say something like "i fucked a fatty" or "hoggin is for me" or something
it was, in fact, spawned by 'disa (and fatties everywhere...so put down that burger, tubs)
she is large but that girl can sing, and why the hell are you watching american idol?
bruce, allow me--
marnie, two words
Kelly
Pickler
and apparently YOU'RE watching AI too
sure mandisa can sing. but there are hundreds, probably thousands of black girls out there who can sing just as well or better...and weigh 150 pounds less, give or take 75.
shifta, isnt it kellie? not that the spelling matters when shes callin us "daddy," but you know, attention to detail...
why do canadians care aboot the american idol?
we have no choice to care, the americans are taking over are tv shows left right and center. oh and canadian idol sucks ass.
it's all part of "the invasion"
first we occupy your tv's, then we occupy your "country"
*giggle*
when do we invade the pants?
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