mmm, public service requirements are so hot

so out of respect for the relative privacy of others, im not going to say where im doing this public service, but either way, it makes for a nice tale, and perhaps just an introduction to more madness.
i was assigned to a 61-year old hispanic lady who is just a firecracker. all within the first hour or hour and a half, she cursed like a sailor, admitted to smoking pot once (with her sister, who is currently on probation for smoking pot. remember, this lady is 61, so her sister must be near that age), told me she likes whiskey sours, discussed a recent hit-and-run accident she was involved with on the highway, and sexually harassed me a number of times.
this is all on top of a "joke" email yesterday where she said it might be a good idea for me to wait to come in until today b/c she was hungover. not sure if it was a joke or not.
oh, and she also told me that shes diabetic because she is "fat and likes to eat" according to her. and her husband has all sorts of medical conditions, including a colostomy (take a minute to jerk off now if you need to, sicko), but he "has a great ass" she says. vomit everywhere. of course, after she told me he had a great body and ass, she showed me a picture, and i went to the bathroom where the projectile vomiting commenced. let's just say he's the antithesis of an adonis.
and on my way out, i was definitely ogled and sexually harassed by two more ladies, one of whom asked when i would be coming back, and guaranteed me she'd be lookin forward to that (and that she was apparently quite disappointed she missed me when i came in the first time??)

i feel so cheap and used. whats new

as a last side note, i did get to employ the phrase "drop the science" today, which caused a little precum to leak into my boxers. POWER!