deja v-eww

so, the chick you just hooked up with smelled funny.
your buddy since high school has a foot odor problem.
your brother always smells like urine.
granny smells like dead people.

how close do you have to be to [comfortably] tell someone they smell? is it better or worse if you're tight with them?
i think if a buddy of mine smelled bad on a consistent basis, it would be tough to tell him. so im here to say, shifta, please...next time you shower, use soap or bodywash or something. water just isnt enough by itself any more.
all yokes aside, i think id have to be super tight with someone to be able to drop that on them. if it were my brother, i definitely could bc we grew up together.
i legitimately think only shifta and my brother are the ones i could tell there was an odor they were unaware of.

and how the hell do you bring it up with a chick? i think most guys couldnt even bring it up with their wives...so perhaps the only way to do it is after youre finished messing around with her (either after the night, or after the series of hookups, if you can tolerate the smell, dufresne), tell her that her hoo ha smells like raw sewage. the only guy i know who would definitely tell a chick how badly she smelled while hooking up is now engaged. RIP sarver

i think im gonna go shower and light some incense. just thinking of these people makes me want to punch someone's windpipe and light myself on fire

Deja Entend-eww

Look, for the record, I am aware of my odor. I just happen to really like it.

Also -- you don't need to worry about how you tell a girl her pookie has gone sour, you don't tell her since you're obviously not hooking up with her anymore. You just need to tell all of your friends so they don't hook up with her.