hey ugly guys, i've got a question

how do you manage to get these dime-piece girlfriends?
are you their coke supplier? do you have ridiculous amounts of money? are you the greatest magician of all time?

yea, it must be magic to get stuck in a relationship....
i thought magic was getting OUT of jail, copperfield. Not in


magician in the sense of smoke and mirrors...how trolls even get the attention of some of these beautiful babies is well beyond me (wait, scratch that. alcohol and drugs are amazing)