5...5 dollar footlooooong

story of the day: once every month or two my dad works down at a "mission" for underprivileged people on the southside of oklahoma. he called tonight to chat about stuff and said i should join them some time, that i would "enjoy it."

noting my lack of enthusiasm, he said "maybe enjoy isnt the right word [but its the first that comes to mind?]...but appreciate."

i told him i would not enjoy it, nor would i appreciate it...

he went on to inform me that there was a woman with multiple sclerosis there. in a wheelchair. she was a prostitute. being pushed around by her pimp.

oh, and for those of you wondering, the going rate for a "quickie" around the capitol hill area of oklahoma city...$5. thats cheaper than mcdonalds! that poor broad has to suck 2 dicks just to supersize!

[plumley, i hope youre taking notes...thats the capitol hill area]