Half the rent has to come from somewhere

So, we’re watching “Old School” the other day, and my roommate says to me, “doesn’t that guy look like Brad Pitt?” I know what you’re thinking, “what guy?” But that’s the point, it doesn’t matter what guy. I’m sure you’ve seen “Old School”, and did you ever, at any point during the film, recall thinking to yourself that anyone in that movie even slightly resembled Brad Pitt, at all? I didn’t think so. This is almost as disturbing to me as the time he told me his mother likes to chew on matches. “It’s just salt”, he says. What am I supposed to do with that?