this could get messy, in a clean sort of way
public toilets. i think i could write a novel stating the obvious about them...so i'll save us all the easy jokes and "observations"
what i want to address are the robotic bathrooms that are all motion-related. i dont have much to say about the motion sinks, the motion paper towels, etc, except that a comedienne made a good point in noting that all of this is to avoid germs...then we have to touch that dirty handle to get out (who washes their hands in a public restroom, honestly?)
auto-flush urinals are great...they probably save on water, odor, etc. but come on, the actual toilets that are auto-flush? those damn things are so buggy, and im sure you ladies have more experience than us guys.
i always pee in the stall at the gym b/c of an oddly placed urinal that would allow the world to see my tiny penis (assuming their vision is good enough, and they dont blink at the wrong time). every time i walk into this stall, the toilet flushes...glad we've got a pre-pre-emptive strike there. not only that, but the thing splashes all over the place...water definitely clears the rim, so i can only imagine what sort of unsolicited bidet sensation occurs while youre hovering over your throne.
in my one experience on an auto-flush, i think it flushed at least every 30 seconds, maybe every 20. is it set to do this in case someone is launching a hiroshima-level attack? this isnt saving water, and frankly it pisses me off. it isnt that hard to lift your leg and push that little level with your shoe, is it?
i guess this irritation is worth it for all of us, though, thanks to the fecal artists who decide that their dump was so spectacular that they should let it marinate and remain on display until some poor bastard goes in there and has the courage (and olfactory fortitude) to withstand the offense and flush it down. we're really glad you dropped that rope. take a picture with your camera phone, and flush it...i dont wanna smell your expulsion 3 hours later
the point? there isnt one. i just wanted to talk about the splash-o-matic toilets, and how some pricks like to leave their artwork for the rest of us to enjoy. assholes
what i want to address are the robotic bathrooms that are all motion-related. i dont have much to say about the motion sinks, the motion paper towels, etc, except that a comedienne made a good point in noting that all of this is to avoid germs...then we have to touch that dirty handle to get out (who washes their hands in a public restroom, honestly?)
auto-flush urinals are great...they probably save on water, odor, etc. but come on, the actual toilets that are auto-flush? those damn things are so buggy, and im sure you ladies have more experience than us guys.
i always pee in the stall at the gym b/c of an oddly placed urinal that would allow the world to see my tiny penis (assuming their vision is good enough, and they dont blink at the wrong time). every time i walk into this stall, the toilet flushes...glad we've got a pre-pre-emptive strike there. not only that, but the thing splashes all over the place...water definitely clears the rim, so i can only imagine what sort of unsolicited bidet sensation occurs while youre hovering over your throne.
in my one experience on an auto-flush, i think it flushed at least every 30 seconds, maybe every 20. is it set to do this in case someone is launching a hiroshima-level attack? this isnt saving water, and frankly it pisses me off. it isnt that hard to lift your leg and push that little level with your shoe, is it?
i guess this irritation is worth it for all of us, though, thanks to the fecal artists who decide that their dump was so spectacular that they should let it marinate and remain on display until some poor bastard goes in there and has the courage (and olfactory fortitude) to withstand the offense and flush it down. we're really glad you dropped that rope. take a picture with your camera phone, and flush it...i dont wanna smell your expulsion 3 hours later
the point? there isnt one. i just wanted to talk about the splash-o-matic toilets, and how some pricks like to leave their artwork for the rest of us to enjoy. assholes
posted by bruce dickinson at 2/20/2006 09:24:00 AM
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i think you're doing it wrong. and i use the word "it" loosely.
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