maybe you should pee on her...
okay, so you hook up with a guy or girl. its JUST a hook up (thats what you girls tell yourselves going into it anyways, right?).
it goes well, you hook up a few more times...or maybe you dont hook up again, for whatever reason...but lets just assume arguendo that it wasnt bad, and that you would be WILLING to hook up again if the stars aligned.
you dont want to date, and youve been clear about that...but, wait a second, why does the thought of him [or her] hooking up with someone else trouble you so much?
you didnt honestly think you were special did you? b/c let me tell you right now, youre exactly the opposite. you are not a unique or delicate snowflake...youre the all sucking all fucking [all snorting?] crap of this world.
but why does it trouble you that this guy/girl hooked up with someone else? it isnt the risk of disease, so dont even try that one...after all you dont even know if youre gonna hook up with him or her again.
is this an ego thing? like you think they picked the new one over you? maybe they did, maybe they didnt. the bottom line is, you have no claim on this person you hooked up with, sorry. hell, even if you dated, you still have no claim...so let it go
next time try peeing on him/her to mark your territory...at least youd have a legitimate claim
it goes well, you hook up a few more times...or maybe you dont hook up again, for whatever reason...but lets just assume arguendo that it wasnt bad, and that you would be WILLING to hook up again if the stars aligned.
you dont want to date, and youve been clear about that...but, wait a second, why does the thought of him [or her] hooking up with someone else trouble you so much?
you didnt honestly think you were special did you? b/c let me tell you right now, youre exactly the opposite. you are not a unique or delicate snowflake...youre the all sucking all fucking [all snorting?] crap of this world.
but why does it trouble you that this guy/girl hooked up with someone else? it isnt the risk of disease, so dont even try that one...after all you dont even know if youre gonna hook up with him or her again.
is this an ego thing? like you think they picked the new one over you? maybe they did, maybe they didnt. the bottom line is, you have no claim on this person you hooked up with, sorry. hell, even if you dated, you still have no claim...so let it go
next time try peeing on him/her to mark your territory...at least youd have a legitimate claim
posted by bruce dickinson at 4/13/2006 05:16:00 PM
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it's been my experience that most girls find that to be a turn off...but i love the golden showers...
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