bruce dickinson and smu would like to cordially welcome all (hot) freshmen (girls) to the dedman center
...feel free to use it (me) as often as you wish.
so i went to the gym the same time that i have gone a lot of this summer, not even thinking that new idiots may be there. the gym was teeming with morons and hotties, though. plus all the ridiculous grabasstic fratboys who may or may not shoot steroids and semen in each other's asses. but that's neither here nor there.
the new school year brings the freshman class into the gym in droves, as it turns out. this means lots of young, awkward, and slightly uncomfortable boys...and some very young, hot, tightbodied (slutty) girls. the number of girls under 110 pounds was strong to quit strong. so many "bodies" there, it was sick. my neck is actually a little bit sore.
sadly, i think my boobies are bigger than a good number of them, but we can work on this. hell, most of them will probably end up with fakies anyways. who needs tits when youve got body that filthy?
the best thing i saw, other than all the beautiful babies, was this guy. i have to assume he's a freshman or just an idiot who somehow hasnt been out in public much, or at least has yet to receive proper smu endoctrination. he wore a short-sleeved black under armour shirt and shorts. i dont approve of just wearing the under armour shirt unless youre ripped as shit, and you plan on protecting this house, you know? well, he wasnt ripped...but he also wasnt wearing just that shirt. dude had a white wifebeater OVER the black under armour shirt. it was right out of a 7th grade football practice, where the chubby kid puts a tank top over the tight shirt to look less chubby. amazing. suffice it to say, i giggled like a psycho.
this looks to be an incredibly promising "season" of merriment for me. stay tuned.
...and to that (beautiful baby) angel who smiled at me on my way out, thank you. i may stay in school the rest of my life.
so i went to the gym the same time that i have gone a lot of this summer, not even thinking that new idiots may be there. the gym was teeming with morons and hotties, though. plus all the ridiculous grabasstic fratboys who may or may not shoot steroids and semen in each other's asses. but that's neither here nor there.
the new school year brings the freshman class into the gym in droves, as it turns out. this means lots of young, awkward, and slightly uncomfortable boys...and some very young, hot, tightbodied (slutty) girls. the number of girls under 110 pounds was strong to quit strong. so many "bodies" there, it was sick. my neck is actually a little bit sore.
sadly, i think my boobies are bigger than a good number of them, but we can work on this. hell, most of them will probably end up with fakies anyways. who needs tits when youve got body that filthy?
the best thing i saw, other than all the beautiful babies, was this guy. i have to assume he's a freshman or just an idiot who somehow hasnt been out in public much, or at least has yet to receive proper smu endoctrination. he wore a short-sleeved black under armour shirt and shorts. i dont approve of just wearing the under armour shirt unless youre ripped as shit, and you plan on protecting this house, you know? well, he wasnt ripped...but he also wasnt wearing just that shirt. dude had a white wifebeater OVER the black under armour shirt. it was right out of a 7th grade football practice, where the chubby kid puts a tank top over the tight shirt to look less chubby. amazing. suffice it to say, i giggled like a psycho.
this looks to be an incredibly promising "season" of merriment for me. stay tuned.
...and to that (beautiful baby) angel who smiled at me on my way out, thank you. i may stay in school the rest of my life.
posted by bruce dickinson at 8/14/2006 04:05:00 PM
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