juicy little nugget of advice from old balls mcgee

at the public service today, there was a mediation involving 2 (black) women who either were or still are in a business venture (salon in your home, anyone?) together. apparently some guy was married to one of them and had a baby with the other one. shocking stuff, really.
as enjoyable as that was, however, i got a nice piece of advice from old balls mcgee who ended up mediating the case.
he said it was a "good example to keep it zipped up" -- complete with the zipping motion in the crotchal region. so, thats a lesson for you kids out there. even if youre all taters, keep that shit zipped up (or push the bitch down the stairs)

that is all.