Best Years Of Your Life!
I'm still waiting to hear whether or not they provide condoms on "Survivor." Are these people not fucking like it's the "Real World?" Don't they have to have a condom bin hidden over by the mini-tiki bar, right next to the espresso machine? (In all seriousness, how much better would this show be if they had free alcohol?) You're only allowed to bring one personal item with you (at least, you used to be able to) If life is about getting off (and it is) then why wouldn't you wanna take condoms? I think it was common to bring a toothbrush, but how many hoo-wah's were bringing their diaphragm? What about guys bringing condoms? I wouldn't take mine for two reasons: A) I don't own any, because I don't use them, and B) I would just assume they would provide them. Then again, now that we're talking about it; why would they provide something nobody really uses?
(Am I the only one that can't wait for this show to go off of the air so we can get a "behind the scenes" look at it? I just know the cameramen are trading squares to the survivors for hundreds of dollars per. "Sure you can have this pack of smokes, but if you win I'm in for 10 stacks, got it?" You telling me these clowns can go from 5 packs a day to nothing, just like that? No chance. They go the first week without a smoke and then see a cameraman light up -- they're like a highschooler on prom night, promising the world for a piece of pussy. "You can have HALF! Just give me one drag!")
Speaking of highschoolers. I went to a highschool football game last night. Good time. It wasn't my old high school (God doesn't let me on that campus...) It was my rival highschool, or so I'm told. I don't feel any rivalry. (they got hammered) I met RushOfAdrenalin up there. His little brother is a senior on the football team. He's very supportive. (That's another blog entirely) But I went for the atmosphere (highschool girls) Here's the thing about highschool girls... they are absolutely on song, my man. Such a treat. They're young, stupid, tight, nowhere near the drain (in most cases) and very willing to please. At least, usually. But this was a private school. And private school girls work on an entirely different scale and timetable. (Althought private schools are the only place you can find a 17 year old sugar mama with a phat allowance) It was mostly just disappointing. But it was still highschool (its like pizza!) and I saw no less than 4 girls I would blaze without even thinking about it, and two of them were Rush's mom & sister. We saw two delicious little blonde hard bodies coming out of the restroom at halftime. Their stuff was so filthy. Everything was working. I don't see anyway that they were students there.
Funny story. When I got there I called Rush to see where he was sitting. I was walking behind a black kid (I assume he was a felon out on parole, or trying to sell drugs or something) trying to clarify Rush's location. And I said, "Are you up high?", but it was really loud and MAY have sounded like "are you high?" The black kid turned around immediately and just stared at me, with that "oh shit" look on his face. I lost it. The laughs started pouring out and his face changed to their other expression, the "fuck you, whitey". I should have busted out "made ya look!"
Why didn't I try to pick up some highschool girls? Look at me, baby! At 50% I'm better than 90% of what's going on here. Would I even need a line? "I can buy you beer! I have my own place .... (and a salary!) and I probably like the same things you do." (laguna beach, cheerleading, and justin timberlake) But no, here I sit, writing a blog about my failure. I bellied up to a buffet of teenage wootus and I came home hungry. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror right now, if I weren't so fucking hawt!
Oh well -- everyone deserves a second chance. When's Homecoming?
for all those who don't watch those vh-1 inside/behind the scenes shows, they always say that condoms are available to contestants on survivor, in the "first aid kit" - to date, they claim none have been used. but you know what they say about those reality "stars" ...theyll have sex with just about anything of their kind. filthy beggars, they go from show (bar) to show (bed).
i love the story about the black. did you ask if he was holding? did you just assume? were you afraid he was gonna gang-bang your ass? i need more insight to the thought process. are you blaming your misstep with the young hotties on this encounter with the knee grow?
did you make moves on rush's sister? meeeow. built for speed or comfort?
(Am I the only one that can't wait for this show to go off of the air so we can get a "behind the scenes" look at it? I just know the cameramen are trading squares to the survivors for hundreds of dollars per. "Sure you can have this pack of smokes, but if you win I'm in for 10 stacks, got it?" You telling me these clowns can go from 5 packs a day to nothing, just like that? No chance. They go the first week without a smoke and then see a cameraman light up -- they're like a highschooler on prom night, promising the world for a piece of pussy. "You can have HALF! Just give me one drag!")
Speaking of highschoolers. I went to a highschool football game last night. Good time. It wasn't my old high school (God doesn't let me on that campus...) It was my rival highschool, or so I'm told. I don't feel any rivalry. (they got hammered) I met RushOfAdrenalin up there. His little brother is a senior on the football team. He's very supportive. (That's another blog entirely) But I went for the atmosphere (highschool girls) Here's the thing about highschool girls... they are absolutely on song, my man. Such a treat. They're young, stupid, tight, nowhere near the drain (in most cases) and very willing to please. At least, usually. But this was a private school. And private school girls work on an entirely different scale and timetable. (Althought private schools are the only place you can find a 17 year old sugar mama with a phat allowance) It was mostly just disappointing. But it was still highschool (its like pizza!) and I saw no less than 4 girls I would blaze without even thinking about it, and two of them were Rush's mom & sister. We saw two delicious little blonde hard bodies coming out of the restroom at halftime. Their stuff was so filthy. Everything was working. I don't see anyway that they were students there.
Funny story. When I got there I called Rush to see where he was sitting. I was walking behind a black kid (I assume he was a felon out on parole, or trying to sell drugs or something) trying to clarify Rush's location. And I said, "Are you up high?", but it was really loud and MAY have sounded like "are you high?" The black kid turned around immediately and just stared at me, with that "oh shit" look on his face. I lost it. The laughs started pouring out and his face changed to their other expression, the "fuck you, whitey". I should have busted out "made ya look!"
Why didn't I try to pick up some highschool girls? Look at me, baby! At 50% I'm better than 90% of what's going on here. Would I even need a line? "I can buy you beer! I have my own place .... (and a salary!) and I probably like the same things you do." (laguna beach, cheerleading, and justin timberlake) But no, here I sit, writing a blog about my failure. I bellied up to a buffet of teenage wootus and I came home hungry. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror right now, if I weren't so fucking hawt!
Oh well -- everyone deserves a second chance. When's Homecoming?
for all those who don't watch those vh-1 inside/behind the scenes shows, they always say that condoms are available to contestants on survivor, in the "first aid kit" - to date, they claim none have been used. but you know what they say about those reality "stars" ...theyll have sex with just about anything of their kind. filthy beggars, they go from show (bar) to show (bed).
i love the story about the black. did you ask if he was holding? did you just assume? were you afraid he was gonna gang-bang your ass? i need more insight to the thought process. are you blaming your misstep with the young hotties on this encounter with the knee grow?
did you make moves on rush's sister? meeeow. built for speed or comfort?
posted by Big Shifta at 10/06/2006 01:04:00 PM
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