The Age of "Awesome" (consent is so subjective)
(for some reason, i wanna sing "backstreet's back, ALRIGHT!" b/c im pretty sure that was a line from their first released single - along with vanilla ice singing that "ice is back with a brand new invention" even though he hadnt ever been *there* before - either way, i thought i had lost my motivation, but with some frozen bananas and trail mix in the blood stream, im "back" baby...so grab a volleyball and some aviator shades, maverick, b/c im about to grease you up for a wild ride...)
So, I am in law school, but hopefully that won't taint the views on here too much from my ordinarily bad-natured demeanor. We read a case recently about a 20-year old mentally retarded guy who was coaxed into having sex with a 13-year old; this little harlot eventually gave birth to the "special" guy's kid. Anyways, for some reason the court charged him with statutory rape - I will not go into either side of the case, but it got me thinking...about age of consent
Evolution has sped up a bit in recent generations, as girls are maturing at younger and younger ages check the record for yourself!
So, for years I have been wondering - when are they going to change that pesky statutory age? I mean, 13-year olds now can look really old when you throw boobs, hollister skirts, slutty tops, and alcohol (look, i didnt think i was that drunk, plus who hooks up sober??) into the mix. Now, I do not advocate hooking up with babies here, but come on judge, give me a little (more) leeway.
Obviously, the quicker girls mature, the quicker they are hitting the sauce, and the quicker their metabolisms catch up with them. So awesome/shallow guys like me and bigshifta are forced to upgrade to the newer, sleeker model, which unfortunately gets younger and younger.
I am not proposing any hard and fast rules as of yet, but I would like to think that a high class broad like emma watson (harry potter is the only thing on right now...i swear) should become available well before the "ripe" age of 18 - hell, the way evolution is going, she may be well into her twilight by that point.
Oh, speaking of hell, welcome to mine
So, I am in law school, but hopefully that won't taint the views on here too much from my ordinarily bad-natured demeanor. We read a case recently about a 20-year old mentally retarded guy who was coaxed into having sex with a 13-year old; this little harlot eventually gave birth to the "special" guy's kid. Anyways, for some reason the court charged him with statutory rape - I will not go into either side of the case, but it got me thinking...about age of consent
Evolution has sped up a bit in recent generations, as girls are maturing at younger and younger ages check the record for yourself!
So, for years I have been wondering - when are they going to change that pesky statutory age? I mean, 13-year olds now can look really old when you throw boobs, hollister skirts, slutty tops, and alcohol (look, i didnt think i was that drunk, plus who hooks up sober??) into the mix. Now, I do not advocate hooking up with babies here, but come on judge, give me a little (more) leeway.
Obviously, the quicker girls mature, the quicker they are hitting the sauce, and the quicker their metabolisms catch up with them. So awesome/shallow guys like me and bigshifta are forced to upgrade to the newer, sleeker model, which unfortunately gets younger and younger.
I am not proposing any hard and fast rules as of yet, but I would like to think that a high class broad like emma watson (harry potter is the only thing on right now...i swear) should become available well before the "ripe" age of 18 - hell, the way evolution is going, she may be well into her twilight by that point.
Oh, speaking of hell, welcome to mine
posted by bruce dickinson at 9/27/2005 10:54:00 PM
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