just wanted to apologize

to anyone who has ever been offended by anything on here.
i'm sorry that you chose to come here, and that you chose to continue reading something that offended you. the unfortunate part about this here internet is that it does not allow someone to exercise free will...you actually dont know this, but you did not have a choice to click the link or type the URL into your browser. and you definitely did not have the opportunity to click that red X in the upper right hand corner of the screen (or alt-f4 for you computer nerds)
you also had no choice but to be uptight, take things too seriously, miss blatant sarcasm, or infer otherwise-unintended malice. or maybe you were right on in acting/feeling that way.
either way, we're sorry it bothered you so much. but it's good to see you made your way back here to keep reading, even if you grit(ted) your teeth while doing so