picture this

you're a virgin. youve somehow managed to escape all those close calls (by the grace of whatever). youre in your 20s, prime age to be humpin around...but you still value that V card and would like it to be special and memorable
so, you get blackout drunk. you hook up with a random guy. you get an STD. and pregnant. now what?
granted, i dont know anyone this has happened to, but at least some of these things have to happen in tandem from time to time right? can you imagine if you lost your virginity, got an std, and got pregnant or impregnated a girl all in one fell swoop?
if you do that, youre not a player, son. you're an all-star

You feel the need to air my dirty laundry here, asshole?

she told me she loved me -- I thought she was a nice girl...