Monday, January 16, 2006

this just in: black people have darker skin than whites

so theres a story over at yahoo news that says black people are more likely to celebrate MLK day than white people. you can find it here:
MLK blvd

in a related story, white people are more likely to get sunburned than blacks. totally wild and revealing stuff, i know. thats what we strive for here at bigshifta (and over at yahoo, too, apparently)

here's the question, though. what do "the black" (thank you, grandma) do to celebrate? are there picnics? rallies? parades? demonstrations? im incredibly white, so i dont know these things...

i feel i celebrated today though. i enjoyed my day off from school. i didnt have to go check the mail today. with all the sleep i got, i think i may have even had more dreams than MLK!

i really dont know what i, the average (ignorant, racist, selfish, bigoted, misogynistic, ethnocentric) white man, am supposed to do on a day like MLK to "celebrate" ...so i am up for comments or suggestions on what i can do to become a better white man

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Youre supposed to eat fried chicken and watermelon. Oh, and don't forget the grape drink.

1/22/2006 3:01 PM  

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