...with the celebrities
Dancing with the stars? wake me up when it's over...
Skating with the stars? lawsuit waiting to happen...pass the stitches please
Dating with the stars? getting warmer...
Partying with the stars? now we're talking!
look, im saying skating with the stars is just as dangerous, so clearly the makers of these shows dont care about lawsuits. so, why not get some guys like owen/luke wilson, vince vaughn, whoever, plus lohan, reid, hilton, whoever, and have "average" people party with them? or even better, have notoriously big partiers from across america "compete"
each week there could be a challenge or competition in a new venue, and the judges and/or celebrities could decide which partiers rocked it, and which didnt...im just saying, a lot of america would watch this b/c you get to see celebrities partying and everyone make an ass out of themselves.
we already saw tara reid travelling around and making an ass out of herself, so this couldnt be too hard to pull off, right? get some B-listers, give 'em a free tab and whatever else it takes, and make it happen...put it on fox...cha-ching
I love your idea Bruce. I think it's marketable. People would definitely watch it. It's just wild enough. And even if it sucks.... in the words of Seinfeld --
NBC Exec: "Why am I watching it?"
George : "Because it's on TV...."
There you have it.
Canada -- Who mouth kisses? There will be no making out with the talent. You wanna pull Colin into the bathroom stall and "check his temperature" -- service away. But you get anywhere near his mouth and he's bailing. Trust me. Any self-respecting man would be. We all know how it works. Sure, at first it's just some mouth kissing -- next thing you know you're finding boxes of tampax under your sink and she's talking about "her feelings" and "the relationship". Mouth kissing is just the beginning of the end. Or, in our [Bruce & I] case, the end of the beginning...
---P.S. I don't think it needs to be said, but obviously the exception would be girl on girl makeout action.
Skating with the stars? lawsuit waiting to happen...pass the stitches please
Dating with the stars? getting warmer...
Partying with the stars? now we're talking!
look, im saying skating with the stars is just as dangerous, so clearly the makers of these shows dont care about lawsuits. so, why not get some guys like owen/luke wilson, vince vaughn, whoever, plus lohan, reid, hilton, whoever, and have "average" people party with them? or even better, have notoriously big partiers from across america "compete"
each week there could be a challenge or competition in a new venue, and the judges and/or celebrities could decide which partiers rocked it, and which didnt...im just saying, a lot of america would watch this b/c you get to see celebrities partying and everyone make an ass out of themselves.
we already saw tara reid travelling around and making an ass out of herself, so this couldnt be too hard to pull off, right? get some B-listers, give 'em a free tab and whatever else it takes, and make it happen...put it on fox...cha-ching
I love your idea Bruce. I think it's marketable. People would definitely watch it. It's just wild enough. And even if it sucks.... in the words of Seinfeld --
NBC Exec: "Why am I watching it?"
George : "Because it's on TV...."
There you have it.
Canada -- Who mouth kisses? There will be no making out with the talent. You wanna pull Colin into the bathroom stall and "check his temperature" -- service away. But you get anywhere near his mouth and he's bailing. Trust me. Any self-respecting man would be. We all know how it works. Sure, at first it's just some mouth kissing -- next thing you know you're finding boxes of tampax under your sink and she's talking about "her feelings" and "the relationship". Mouth kissing is just the beginning of the end. Or, in our [Bruce & I] case, the end of the beginning...
---P.S. I don't think it needs to be said, but obviously the exception would be girl on girl makeout action.
posted by bruce dickinson at 1/18/2006 05:55:00 PM
3 Comments:
where do I sign up? I want to make out with the stars...is that part of it too?
what happens off camera stays off camera...but if you start licking whipped cream off tara reid's butchered nipple, we're going to be airing that
Who doesn't mouth kiss? Are you too cool for lip locking with a celebrity? Not me. I will take my 15 minutes of being "the nobody with somebody"...do you think I have a conscience? - that is a big negatory.
And who is this Colin fellow you speak of, is it Ferrel? That is awkward, he definitely isn't my type I thought you knew me better.
Oh yes and to end this being classy. Making out is hella awesome! (and if it leads somewhere else the guy is lucky, cause he must be a good kisser).
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