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let me just say how excited i was to see that they finally put out a "gone wild" installment that i can embrace: guys gone wild! i feel like the demand for them to make that series was about as strong as the demand for another blog on this site...in other words you can probably count the requests on one hand. couple quick questions/comments:
1. is this targeting females or males? do girls really even want to see naked guys nearly as much as guys want to see naked girls? this has to be targeting the gay market b/c we all know guys are way more shallow and likely to buy into this than females. i think(?)
2. did they find straight guys or gay guys to be on these videos? clearly the guys who would agree to be on this either have giant wieners or are just self-absorbed assholes who want attention. which means the motivation isnt that different from the attention-craving sluts on girls gone wild
3. its a lot easier to get straight girls to kiss each other when theyre drunk than it is to get straight guys to kiss and rub on each other...i think. as far as i know they didnt film any of this on the jersey shore with those narcissistic "get me really drunk and i might take head from a guy" types who might be willing to do that. but can you imagine the fallout from one of those legendary "gay guy messes around with straight guy" frat house tales that gay guys pass around like bush and the "WMD in Iraq" story
so are we going to essentially see wannabe strippers grinding the air and flopping their wieners around? or guys laying on a bed stroking themselves? did they actually find gay guys to mess around? these are questions i want answers to without having to watch the videos
now pardon me while i watch football and look up heterosexual porn...
1. is this targeting females or males? do girls really even want to see naked guys nearly as much as guys want to see naked girls? this has to be targeting the gay market b/c we all know guys are way more shallow and likely to buy into this than females. i think(?)
2. did they find straight guys or gay guys to be on these videos? clearly the guys who would agree to be on this either have giant wieners or are just self-absorbed assholes who want attention. which means the motivation isnt that different from the attention-craving sluts on girls gone wild
3. its a lot easier to get straight girls to kiss each other when theyre drunk than it is to get straight guys to kiss and rub on each other...i think. as far as i know they didnt film any of this on the jersey shore with those narcissistic "get me really drunk and i might take head from a guy" types who might be willing to do that. but can you imagine the fallout from one of those legendary "gay guy messes around with straight guy" frat house tales that gay guys pass around like bush and the "WMD in Iraq" story
so are we going to essentially see wannabe strippers grinding the air and flopping their wieners around? or guys laying on a bed stroking themselves? did they actually find gay guys to mess around? these are questions i want answers to without having to watch the videos
now pardon me while i watch football and look up heterosexual porn...
posted by bruce dickinson at 1/08/2006 10:23:00 AM
2 Comments:
Yeah I am not a big fan of all this "straight men" rubbing against eachother apparently for us women folk to buy...I would rather watch lesbians or something.
On another note ~ Happy about the two posts in one day.
thank you (for both parts). you also confirm my thoughts that most females would rather see the girls gone wild than guys gone wild. naked female body == beautiful. naked male body == wrong
its just science ;) kind of like canadians' heads bobbling when they talk (assuming you believe that canada actually exists)
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