im calling racism...and bullshit
for the record, the previous post was not intended as an "im hard up for ass" post, despite the many requests to give me handjobs. just lookin to spice up the blog with dirty pics and dirtier stories...perverts
on to the topic at hand - the NBA mvp. reports are that steve nash will win it again. im calling racism (whats that you say? you thought i was the leader of the aryan nation based on my other posts? im glad youre so perceptive)
steve nash is an amazing player and really a freak of nature as far as athleticism is concerned. however, he shouldnt even be in the mvp picture this year beyond the obligatory "distant third" talk.
its lebron or its kobe - lebron is sick and may average a triple-double over a season before his career is over. and the ocho (or the mamba, to some) may be the most unstoppable force ever when he's on his game.
kobe gets the nod over lebron for two reasons: he has been to the postseason and been successful (which doesnt and shouldnt count in mvp voting, but warrants mentioning)...but more importantly, i think if you switched their places, the cavs would have been even more successful, and the lakers probably woudlnt have even made the playoffs.
kobe got a team of chumps, with the aid of phil jackson, to bend over backwards for him - dive out of bounds, set moving screens, give up open shots - just so it could be his team, and he could put up 30 shots a game. hell, it works.
more on this later, perhaps...but what the hell happened here? am i taking crazy pills? did bron/kobe split the black vote and all the racist 60-year old white sports writers have a coup? im pretty outraged, and im WHITE. i imagine stephen a smith and scoop jackson may be calling up al sharpton and the right reverend jessie jackson to march outside david stern's house.
i just wonder what the fallout from this will be....
Go Red Wings!
I didn't even know the NBA playoffs were "now playing", what with all the hockey I've been watching...
wait, what?!
Kobe is easily the mvp - AND he got away with raping a white chick...
*obligatory rape yoke* Kobe was accused of rape; he got off.
Kobe is the best player in the league, no doubt. but that's not an award (yet) So what? He's also the most valuable player in the league. for the exact reason(s) you mentioned; the lakers wouldn't be in the playoffs with anyone other than kobe at the helm. It's science! (your brains are only 1/3 the size of ours)
That being said, Lebron will be better than Michael Jordan. Just wait--
Also...
Just because some people will care, Stephen (Steve) A Smith actually voted for Steve (Stephen A) Nash. Also, he isn't a jessie jackson fan.
If jessie jackson and sharpton did get involved, do you really believe that they would march? I think not. they'd just get on tv for a day and then agree to let nash have the mvp as long as they got kickbacks from the NBA for the next 40 years and jessie jackson's relatives were put on the leauge payroll. and, i think sharpton may try to work out a deal where he's the sole distributor of coke for all nba players.
As a side note -- I find it interesting that I'll openly bad mouth anyone in this blog and not even think twice about it. but my fingers tremble when I mention al sharpton and jessie jackson. i think because they're both big enough yokes to actaully come after me for it.
on to the topic at hand - the NBA mvp. reports are that steve nash will win it again. im calling racism (whats that you say? you thought i was the leader of the aryan nation based on my other posts? im glad youre so perceptive)
steve nash is an amazing player and really a freak of nature as far as athleticism is concerned. however, he shouldnt even be in the mvp picture this year beyond the obligatory "distant third" talk.
its lebron or its kobe - lebron is sick and may average a triple-double over a season before his career is over. and the ocho (or the mamba, to some) may be the most unstoppable force ever when he's on his game.
kobe gets the nod over lebron for two reasons: he has been to the postseason and been successful (which doesnt and shouldnt count in mvp voting, but warrants mentioning)...but more importantly, i think if you switched their places, the cavs would have been even more successful, and the lakers probably woudlnt have even made the playoffs.
kobe got a team of chumps, with the aid of phil jackson, to bend over backwards for him - dive out of bounds, set moving screens, give up open shots - just so it could be his team, and he could put up 30 shots a game. hell, it works.
more on this later, perhaps...but what the hell happened here? am i taking crazy pills? did bron/kobe split the black vote and all the racist 60-year old white sports writers have a coup? im pretty outraged, and im WHITE. i imagine stephen a smith and scoop jackson may be calling up al sharpton and the right reverend jessie jackson to march outside david stern's house.
i just wonder what the fallout from this will be....
Go Red Wings!
I didn't even know the NBA playoffs were "now playing", what with all the hockey I've been watching...
wait, what?!
Kobe is easily the mvp - AND he got away with raping a white chick...
*obligatory rape yoke* Kobe was accused of rape; he got off.
Kobe is the best player in the league, no doubt. but that's not an award (yet) So what? He's also the most valuable player in the league. for the exact reason(s) you mentioned; the lakers wouldn't be in the playoffs with anyone other than kobe at the helm. It's science! (your brains are only 1/3 the size of ours)
That being said, Lebron will be better than Michael Jordan. Just wait--
Also...
Just because some people will care, Stephen (Steve) A Smith actually voted for Steve (Stephen A) Nash. Also, he isn't a jessie jackson fan.
If jessie jackson and sharpton did get involved, do you really believe that they would march? I think not. they'd just get on tv for a day and then agree to let nash have the mvp as long as they got kickbacks from the NBA for the next 40 years and jessie jackson's relatives were put on the leauge payroll. and, i think sharpton may try to work out a deal where he's the sole distributor of coke for all nba players.
As a side note -- I find it interesting that I'll openly bad mouth anyone in this blog and not even think twice about it. but my fingers tremble when I mention al sharpton and jessie jackson. i think because they're both big enough yokes to actaully come after me for it.
posted by bruce dickinson at 4/27/2006 07:35:00 AM
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