nothing funny or offensive here, just NBA playoffs
no im serious. dont waste your time if you think there's something funny or cutting here.
just on-a-whim NBA predictions, most of which will be unsupported conclusions. just b/c i want to see how wrong i am in 8 months when the nba finals are finally played since they spread that shit out like our forces during w-w-2 (or your mom's legs on "working night")
East:
Detroit over Milwaukee (4 or 5)
Miami over Chicago (6)
NJ over Indiana (5 or 6)
Cleveland over Washington (5 or 6)
Detroit over Cleveland (5)
Miami over NJ (6)
And the bold, sexy pick: Somewhere along the way, Ben Wallace gets suspended or chauncey/rip tweaks something. Miami in 7 (lets be honest, Detroit probably wins this series in 6 without a superhuman shaq performance and/or some crazy bad things happening to d-town)
West:
San Antonio over Sacramento in 7
Phoenix over Lakers in 7
Clippers over Nuggets in 6
Dallas over Grizzlies in 5
San Antonio over Dallas in 7 (secretly hoping dallas pulls this one through since theyre more exciting to watch)
Clippers over Suns in 6-7
San An over Clips in 6
Boring pick: San Antonio plays Pistons...no one outside of those cities watches. Sexy pick is Dallas beating Miami or Detroit for the title.
Keeping the spurs and pistons out of the championship game would be a dream come true. Like a 3some with incestuous lesbian midget twins. uhhh...i gotta go
just on-a-whim NBA predictions, most of which will be unsupported conclusions. just b/c i want to see how wrong i am in 8 months when the nba finals are finally played since they spread that shit out like our forces during w-w-2 (or your mom's legs on "working night")
East:
Detroit over Milwaukee (4 or 5)
Miami over Chicago (6)
NJ over Indiana (5 or 6)
Cleveland over Washington (5 or 6)
Detroit over Cleveland (5)
Miami over NJ (6)
And the bold, sexy pick: Somewhere along the way, Ben Wallace gets suspended or chauncey/rip tweaks something. Miami in 7 (lets be honest, Detroit probably wins this series in 6 without a superhuman shaq performance and/or some crazy bad things happening to d-town)
West:
San Antonio over Sacramento in 7
Phoenix over Lakers in 7
Clippers over Nuggets in 6
Dallas over Grizzlies in 5
San Antonio over Dallas in 7 (secretly hoping dallas pulls this one through since theyre more exciting to watch)
Clippers over Suns in 6-7
San An over Clips in 6
Boring pick: San Antonio plays Pistons...no one outside of those cities watches. Sexy pick is Dallas beating Miami or Detroit for the title.
Keeping the spurs and pistons out of the championship game would be a dream come true. Like a 3some with incestuous lesbian midget twins. uhhh...i gotta go
posted by bruce dickinson at 4/23/2006 12:03:00 AM
3 Comments:
if game 1 is any indication, you're off by 3 games in terms of how long it will take the spurs to dispense of the kings...i'm hoping for a dallas/indiana finals so that i'll be happy no matter who wins it all...
A) how could such a shitty post warrant comments?
B) what are the red wings? is that a sports team?
i thought red wings was either
a) something ron mexico eats for dinner every night [when he isnt eating cereal]
or
b) a sexual move
anything?
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