text messages are awesome

so, between me and a couple people ive talked to, i will try to recall some of the best text messages we've ever received. a couple things to keep in mind: if there is a sexual connotation, assume it is intended or it probably wouldnt make the list; i may change a word or two to protect the not-so-innocent; maybe YOU sent the text message, maybe you didnt; there may be one or two made up, just to keep things fresh and sexy.

without further ado:
"hang out equals hook up without anyone knowing"
"trust me im good"
"oh, you know what youll get..."
"i dont just want to tell you..im more hands on"
"hurry im getting antsy"
"i can make an exception for you"
"i want you to fuck me from behind and breathe down my neck"
"too bad youre not drunk, or id invite you over for some fun"
"i want your dick in my mouth now"
"i really want your dick so deep in my throat tonight"
"i wanna choke on it"
"i wanna feel it get hard in my mouth"
"i wanna taste you"
"sex?"
"doing you over and over in my mind"
"come to [bar] and you'll get lucky tonight"
"you make me nervous like im in high school again"
"wanna hear how wet i am?"
"i graduate [high school] next week"
"how hot would we be together?"
"im not saying we should fuck, but id like to stay"
"why do i want you so badly?"
"i dont want you to think im just another skank"
"i think about you when im with him"
"you make me feel so vulnerable"

feel free to comment with your own greatest/funniest/favorite texts