most females = not (intentionally) funny

i dont understand...why are most females just not funny? i mean, did humor evolve while men were out hunting and just sitting there bored, waiting on some meat to come along, and the women didnt have an equal opportunity to interact and develop a sense of humor?
i really dont understand, but the % of females who are funny is guaranteed to be much lower than males...i need some insight from you sociologists and psych majors out there -- for once do SOMETHING productive/beneficial with your major, you sucker
two caveats here
1. obviously some women are funny - and those who are funny only seem that much funnier b/c their peers are probably about as funny as a burned scrotum (it's never proper to imply ownership in the event of a burned scrotum...we use the indefinite article *a* scrotum - never *your* scrotum)
2. women are unintentionally hilarious all the time. if you need this explained to you, either your IQ is below 90, you've got a frontal lobotomy, or you're a woman (and i suppose these arent mutually exclusive categories, either)

okay, back to the lab - doc is makin me watch videos of hot (underage) teenage girls and listen to beethoven's 9th
probably more on this later...shifta, feel free to take the torch like muhammad ali (notice i didnt say take it and run with it)