today was a good day for sexual harassment
lets recap-
61-year old kept telling me how good i looked, and saying "thats why i love you/him (depending on if she was talking to me or someone else" ... every time i walked up, if she was talking to another female she'd say "he is so cute isnt he?"
my delightful black lady kept sayin mm my marlboro man is lookin good to-DAY. "marlboro man, i need to buy you some jeans and some cowboy boots...maybe a hat...and OOO some CHAPS"
and proceeded to do the overwhelmed/turned on face and noise.
later she walked by and made the "mmm, MMM" sound, like after you enjoy a good dessert (orgasm)
and finally, back to the 61 year old hispanic lady...she was talking to a mediator there, whose session i sat in on, and she said "he really is a sharp guy...sharp little ass, too"
i dont even have anything witty to say here...im just reporting the facts.
would it be better or worse if i were getting paid for this shit?
61-year old kept telling me how good i looked, and saying "thats why i love you/him (depending on if she was talking to me or someone else" ... every time i walked up, if she was talking to another female she'd say "he is so cute isnt he?"
my delightful black lady kept sayin mm my marlboro man is lookin good to-DAY. "marlboro man, i need to buy you some jeans and some cowboy boots...maybe a hat...and OOO some CHAPS"
and proceeded to do the overwhelmed/turned on face and noise.
later she walked by and made the "mmm, MMM" sound, like after you enjoy a good dessert (orgasm)
and finally, back to the 61 year old hispanic lady...she was talking to a mediator there, whose session i sat in on, and she said "he really is a sharp guy...sharp little ass, too"
i dont even have anything witty to say here...im just reporting the facts.
would it be better or worse if i were getting paid for this shit?
posted by bruce dickinson at 8/17/2006 11:05:00 AM
2 Comments:
that is a heart touching story :P
Joe you're disrespectable, any "respectable" man would fuck them... fuck them in their old minority ass, and then never call them back once the community service thing was over.
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