...and the darwin award goes to

i was at the good ol walmart neighborhood market this afternoon, buying some groceries and sundry items...i happened to be looking for cedar balls or some other anti-moth device that didnt involve moth balls and that wretched smell that reminds you of 80 year old nooners. or maybe thats just me

mid-sentence, this guy some up with a bottle of ammonia.

"sorry to bother you," or something like that, "but could you tell me if this is pneumonia or ammonia"
i pause...wait for the laugh...look at the walmart worker. nothing. he's SERIOUS
"oh, no...well, thats ammonia" i said
"well whats the difference between ammonia and nuh-monia"
"um, pneumonia's a disease"
"oh. okay, cuz i cant spell"