PnP

welcome back to our sexual depravity series. thanks for rejoining us for part 2.

P-n-P, its dyn-o-mite. oh wait, the song says "t-n-t" my bad.
anyways for those of you wondering (all 3 of you), PnP is short for poop and pee.

i feel like ive discussed it before, but i have alzheimers, so im gonna write about it anyways. the good news is, at least i dont have alzheimers.

i dont think id call myself crazy and sexually adventurous. i mean im sure in the right circumstances, id be willing to try some stranger things like hot wax or weird gadgets (not toys, perverts. i gave up butt plugs 2 years, and ive been cold turkey ever since), but nothing too far out there. so, i may not be wildly adventurous, but im certainly more open to things than many (cf. butt plugs).

but...

what the hell is up with the scat play and the water play? unless youre freezing and dying of hypothermia, i cant envision a reason you might say to someone "please. pee on me. just do it man, come on, i cant wait." forget the jellyfish rubbish, too. that aint true.
you know what, though? urine isnt the end of the world, and im sure at some point in your life after the age of 2, you have dribbled a little on your hand (mouth) or clothes. you wash up, and you move on.
but dude, shit? the look, the smell, all of it. wrong. in fact, im sure you squirmed, gagged, or otherwise felt slightly unpleasant at the suggestion of it. i wont even bother to consider the people who eat it.

i really think if you get turned on by peeing/shitting on someone, or having someone do either of these things to you, you may not be safe to walk around the streets. youve got some serious issues to clear up.
if youve had so much sex that youve "literally" (obviously figuratively) tried everything, and you think water play is the next step to sexual enlightenment, maybe you should just sit a few rounds out. set down the cocktail, put up the bottle of xanex, and lets just evaluate our situation.