get an edge on life (death) in the army!

im not going to name any names (snort), but a female i used to work with apparently joined the navy. way to think that one through. what, all the cults were full, and you couldnt find anyone to marry you, so you went with the next best (worst) thing and signed your life away to "the service"?

you are, of course, aware that there is a major war/conflict going on in the world, with no discernible end in sight?

look, i dont give a shit if you are serving your country or you think theres some sort of civic duty involved. its fucking stupid. why dont you just fly over to afghanistan or the african jungle if you wanna die so badly? at least you might make the news that way...when you die in iraq, youre just a number.

all im saying is, if you needed some escape, use some drugs or see a therapist.
if you were bored, candystripe a cancer ward or start a new job.
if you needed money, find a sugar daddy.
if you wanted to be brainwashed and have someone control your life, join a cult. at least in a cult, if you decide to jump ship, you dont go to the brig. i understand these military types dont take too kindly to you bailing on them.

but hey, congratulations on all your success, you smell terrific.
at least *someone* is trying to hit bottom.