driving thoughts

a couple thoughts related to driving:

a) women + cell phone + car = bad idea. i watched a lady on her cell phone trying to navigate a parking lot, and it was a miserable failure. she was trying to drive with 1 hand like she would ordinarily drive with 2 -- you know the "hand over hand" technique.
why is it that people (women) have trouble realizing you can drive with 1 hand? what do they think people with a stick shift do? its okay to grab a hold of the steering wheel and move it with just your 1 hand. or gosh, if youre making a turn, you could even place pressure in one spot on the wheel and use it to turn that way. shocking revelations, i know

b) can people in motorized wheelchairs be cited for DUI? i helped a guy in a motorized wheelchair get a nice, cool, miller lite tallboy off the shelf today at walmart...then i realized that he was obviously intending to drink this as soon as he left the store, and i had seen him navigating his way through traffic to get to walmart (i drove past him on the way there). certainly someone like this is as much a danger to himself and others in traffic as someone who is drunk in a car, right? i really dont know the law here, but its kind of funny to think about