bruce dickinson's advice du jour (its the advice of the day)

mmm, that sounds good. ill have that

the topic today is chicks and strip clubs

taking chicks to strip clubs = awesome
taking exes or "undefineds" to strip clubs = dicey

look, rolling with chicks to a strip club can be awesome, and certainly can make you feel like less of a creepy ass dude. its kind of a way to stand out from the dorks, losers, lonely guys, and husbands who married ugly. "look at me, i can get ass from these chicks when we leave. i just come here for the beer (tits)"

but youre playing with fire if you take an ex or an undefined with you. this experience can be tantamount to a threesome where you pay all the attention to the other chick. it's at least the emotional younger sister of this scenario. the more alcohol thats involved, the more the estrogen is going to fight to come out. this may manifest itself in hateful glares, smacks in the arm, tearful trips to the bathroom, who knows.

oh well, do what you gotta do. if you take a chick to the strip club and get her drunk, theres a 30-50% chance you're gonna see her tits (this number is closer to 100 if she works in a service industry, thinks shes hot and/or loves her tits, or wants to get your attention), and if youve ever nailed her, theres probably an equally great chance of a monumental meltdown.

hooray boobies. boo estrogen.