a letter to your full-figured friend

dear fat girl with large cans, (maybe FWJ for short - fatty with jugs?)

im onto you. yeah, thats right. i see the david copperfield shit you're trying to pull off by accentuating your giant mammaries.

you may fool other (black, hispanic, or otherwise desperate) people by flaunting your bags of fun, but i'm not fooled. i still see the cottage cheese on your thighs and that tasty pudge you call your stomach.

you don't turn me on. work on it.

yours truly,
bruce