make love to me!

im not sure where this post is going, so lets just roll with it.

ive decided that the concept of love is merely a chemical thing, so the idea of "making love" is a little convoluted...a misnomer, even.

i think making love should really not be at all tied to sex, at least in the way that it currently is in the minds of most people. it is related to sex, b/c my concept of making love is what turns women on and butters them up to spread the legs and open the vazhine for business.

if i am forced to think of making love in terms of sexual activity, i think of boring, lifeless sex. id rather have a blowjob, thanks.

now if we realign our thinking, i guess making love is an okay concept, if youre into relationships and caring about people other than yourself.
i think making love is doing the nice, sweet stuff for your mate. a gentle caress, a nice massage (foot, back, neck, or clitoris), a thoughtful gift, a romantic dinner. you get the idea. things that truly express a selfless character and show that you care about this person.
i really think these things should not get tied up in sex at all, unless you want to be bored. you might as well fuck a corpse (again). if you try to do the cliche romantic "love making" youre just gonna wonder what else is out there.

make love outside the bedroom, and make scars in the bedroom. really get in there nice and deep. slap, scratch, pull hair, scream in delight, if youre into that sort of thing. throw in the occasional dirty comment like "fuck me your majesty," "you like this cock, dont you," "fill me," and "show me your face you dumb cunt" (thank you, max hardcore), and i think youre set.
just keep love out of the equation for everyone's sake.