Anonymous Said...
Anonymous:
Adj.
1. Having no distinctive character.
2. Lacking marked individuality.
Sounds about right…
What is up with posting a comment anonymously? Honestly! Do you think this is some 12-step group meeting? This really frustrates me… I wanna talk about this for a minute. People are getting way too into this anonymity thing. This is totally accepted behavior. What gives? Are you skurred?
You give to your favorite charity; donate anonymously. Give/receive a blowjob down at the local adult bookstore; use a glory hole. Confess your sins; hide your face behind a screen. Lynch someone; wear a white hood. Drinking and/or Drug problem; AA. Post a comment on a blog; “Anonymous said”. Take some credit!
Actually, as an aside, I would like to get back to these 12-step programs. They have an anonymous club for every kind of vice/addiction/hobby these days. It’s really amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I can understand a level of anonymity in certain circumstances, okay. But, did you know that they have an “Overeaters Anonymous?” Read that again. I am dead serious. I couldn’t possibly make this up – I’m not that funny. (Plus, I linked it, so you know it’s true.) (They also have Lip Balm Anonymous, no lie. Their primary focus is to stay free from lip balm & to help others achieve the same freedom. I think perhaps this anonymous thing is getting out of hand.) If you have a drinking problem, maybe you want to remain anonymous, and hide it from the general public. You don’t wanna walk around with a sign on your back, right. You don’t want other people talking about you. Fine. I’m with ya there. But if you’re an orca, do you really think the ‘anonymous’ is necessary? Do you really believe that people don’t know you might have a problem with over-indulgence, fatty? C’mon… you ARE wearing a sign – a 250 pound sign wrapped around your bones. It says “Look away, I’m hideous, and yes, I may have a problem with overeating.” (Sure… sure, it’s your thyroid, right? Big boned? Bad genes? Uh huh…)
People – stop posting anonymously! Take some responsibility. At least give daddy a name. That’s all I’ve got.
Anonymous…
Adj.
1. Having no distinctive character.
2. Lacking marked individuality.
Sounds about right…
What is up with posting a comment anonymously? Honestly! Do you think this is some 12-step group meeting? This really frustrates me… I wanna talk about this for a minute. People are getting way too into this anonymity thing. This is totally accepted behavior. What gives? Are you skurred?
You give to your favorite charity; donate anonymously. Give/receive a blowjob down at the local adult bookstore; use a glory hole. Confess your sins; hide your face behind a screen. Lynch someone; wear a white hood. Drinking and/or Drug problem; AA. Post a comment on a blog; “Anonymous said”. Take some credit!
Actually, as an aside, I would like to get back to these 12-step programs. They have an anonymous club for every kind of vice/addiction/hobby these days. It’s really amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I can understand a level of anonymity in certain circumstances, okay. But, did you know that they have an “Overeaters Anonymous?” Read that again. I am dead serious. I couldn’t possibly make this up – I’m not that funny. (Plus, I linked it, so you know it’s true.) (They also have Lip Balm Anonymous, no lie. Their primary focus is to stay free from lip balm & to help others achieve the same freedom. I think perhaps this anonymous thing is getting out of hand.) If you have a drinking problem, maybe you want to remain anonymous, and hide it from the general public. You don’t wanna walk around with a sign on your back, right. You don’t want other people talking about you. Fine. I’m with ya there. But if you’re an orca, do you really think the ‘anonymous’ is necessary? Do you really believe that people don’t know you might have a problem with over-indulgence, fatty? C’mon… you ARE wearing a sign – a 250 pound sign wrapped around your bones. It says “Look away, I’m hideous, and yes, I may have a problem with overeating.” (Sure… sure, it’s your thyroid, right? Big boned? Bad genes? Uh huh…)
People – stop posting anonymously! Take some responsibility. At least give daddy a name. That’s all I’ve got.
Anonymous…
posted by Big Shifta at 9/28/2005 06:44:00 PM
2 Comments:
It was me the anonymous thing. and yes i admit it was lame. so yeah there yeah go.
cheers.
i forgive you. not because im magnanimous, but because you're canadian. and -- i'm magnanimous...
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