It's A Bull Market

We’re all just used car salesman when it comes to women. We're entry level stock brokers. (though some of us have the corner office and set the curve for office sales) Only I’m not here to sell you stock, honey, I’m here selling Time-Shares -- in my bed. We’re stock brokers baby, employing the philosophy, “always be closing.” And while we’re on the subject… ALWAYS BE CLOSING, chumps. Take no prisoners. Show no mercy! Some women say that women are the stronger species, let ‘em prove it. Look, if that’s true, then they have nothing to worry about. But if it’s not, then they just have one thing to worry about -- ME.