Thursday, September 29, 2005

i may have been adopted

Thoughts/questions

What is the “juice” in cottage cheese?
What’s more offensive – cottage cheese with the juice, or cottage cheese without the juice (yes, it exists; and no, ive never had it)

Under what conditions is it acceptable for a guy to wear yellow, pink, or light blue chuck taylors?

What happened to craig kilborn? (yes I realize he’s doing movies, whatever)
On that thought, do you (or anyone you know) watch his replacement, craig ferguson?

On the Gatorade commercials about a “win is a win, a loss is a loss,” is that announcer trying to appeal to every possible ethnicity? The way he talks, it’s like he has no accent, yet he somehow has the accent of every person in the world, to some degree – Gatorade probably finds this brilliant…my vote is “annoying, to quite annoying”

How many more fit clubs will it take to get Kathy (the Snapple lady) into a normal weight range? Im thinking somewhere in the ballpark of the “number of licks it takes” to get to the center of a tootsie pop, but im open to debate…
On the celebrity fit club thing – the show pretty much sucks, except for watching these "famous" land monsters struggle through menial tasks, coupled with the invariable meltdowns/blowups they capture so nicely…frankly, as long as they keep digging up “celebrity” gems like gary busey and willy aames, you can count me in

Danny bonaduce – breaking bonaduce is a delicious show, and it may even get its own post at some point – but lets be honest here…his “career” hasn’t exactly been stellar for a number of years now…how much of his activity on the show was scripted, planned, embellished on account of there being cameras and ratings afoot? Yes, he’s insane – we got that…but come on, he knew he stood to make a lot more money if he REALLY went off the deep
- if you scripted this into a movie, would anyone believe it?

- am i the only straight guy who noticed the misspelling of kiehl's as "kheils" on vh1's definition of metrosexual?

- does anyone know of a restaurant in the united states where you can get a liter of cola? again, these things are essential to my survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word

those are the random thoughts and questions for now - feel free to respond if you want - with answers or thoughts of your own (i guess)

also, check back occasionally, i may add to this or i may just start a new one when random things come up

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