AIM is fun
msevier31: some people drink a fifth or a liter in a NIGHT
Studlystuf: who are these people
Studlystuf: and where can i meet them
msevier31: AA? abortion clinics? the morgue?
----true knocking
msevier31: work/school...just an excuse to drink
msevier31: something you do in-between drinks
msevier31: in-between orgasms
----beautiful
msevier31: you could convince her that the holocaust was the perfect solution, but just came up short
msevier31: wait that IS true
msevier31: umm...
msevier31: you could convince her that...you like "mouthkissing" and "talking" and "hanging out" with girls
Studlystuf: i dont think even i could convince her of something so untrue
msevier31: no i think you could
----you dont sell the steak, you sell the sizzle!
Studlystuf: is it daylight savings tonight?
msevier31: oh snap, extra hour of drinking
msevier31: youre on point!
----no sir, YOU are on point
BrOoKeNiCoLe86: you are amazing! you really are one of the most insightful guys ive ever met
----believe it or not, i hear this all the time from girls; only instead of "insightful" they use words like callous, disturbed, inappropriate, distasteful, offensive and really really ridiculously good-looking...
BrOoKeNiCoLe86: do you think movie-love really exists?
----absolutely! but not the kind of "love" you see in Hugh Grant movies; the kind you see in Adult Films...
AlistairWalford: Do you think they'll ever find a cure for your sickness
Studlystuf: god i hope not
AlistairWalford: Or is everyone else going to have to come around?
Studlystuf: "yes"
AlistairWalford: You should start a religion
AlistairWalford: Or maybe a cult
AlistairWalford: I know that plenty of people would join, and you would get a tax break
----the question you gotta ask yourself, is; Should he really be encouraging us?
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