Aim Fun Abounds...(Exploitation Station)

OUGirLgONeWilD (00:02:20): and you shit head
msevier31 (00:02:33): missing a verb there, tons of fun?
OUGirLgONeWilD (00:03:00): is the tons supposed to be a weight joke
msevier31 (00:03:21): only if you want it to be
OUGirLgONeWilD (00:03:32): why would i want it to be?
msevier31 (00:03:42): bc youve got estrogen pulsing through your veins
msevier31 (00:03:45): X X
OUGirLgONeWilD (00:06:45): the two strikes theory?
OUGirLgONeWilD (00:07:00): wouldn't that make me want it to NOT be a weight joke
OUGirLgONeWilD (00:07:20): because if it were then i'd have to be all supersensitive and overemotional about it?
msevier31 (00:08:04): double x
msevier31 (00:08:11): the estrogen in you wants to have something to bitch about
msevier31 (00:08:15): and the estrogen assumes the worst
msevier31 (00:08:27): estrogen thrives on insanity
msevier31 (00:08:38): its really beyond your control a lot of the time, you poor females
--certainly you know the two-strike theory by now...


msevier31: im gonna be drinking again in like 7 hours
msevier31: my breakfast is going to be a nodoz and a bloody mary
----again?


Ericaw1331: sorry dude
Ericaw1331: i'm not easy ass, sorry. so if thats why you're talking to me then YOU are wasting your time
----then, bye?
this is for my loyal readers -- she IS easy ass! IM her!


----13 minutes into the conversation...
Ericaw1331: well i don't ever talk to people i don't know online
Ericaw1331: and i don't get to know people over the freakin computer either.
Studlystuf: you're talking to me [for 13 minutes]
Studlystuf: naughty
----hope that wasn't an absolute rule
...and she's definitely (possibly) not talking to me after she reads this


LarMicMac7: i wonder how many girls have read your blog on going downtown and now completely want you because of it?
Studlystuf: yes?
----the real question... how many girls read that blog?


LarMicMac7: they breed cold people
----who, the germans?


Studlystuf: did you hear katie holmes is preggers
LarMicMac7: i did. whore.
Studlystuf: the thing is--
Studlystuf: im pretty sure its my baby
LarMicMac7: really? you're a katie fan?
Studlystuf: nah, hot chicks dont really do it for me
LarMicMac7: i dont think she's that hott
Studlystuf: she said the same thing about you while i was spraying my seed into her
----LarMicMac7: wowza


msevier31: apparently at some point during pregnancy, bitches get really horny
msevier31: probably about the time they realize theyre not desirable at all
msevier31: women get their horniest when theyre least desirable...isnt that right?
Studlystuf: i've always thought women get their horniest when they're drunk??
----Either way?


OUGirLgONeWilD: awww, did i hurt your fee-wings?
Studlystuf: i dont have feelings
OUGirLgONeWilD: hahaha, just sexual urges
Studlystuf: i get thirsty sometimes, too
OUGirLgONeWilD: for semen?
----touche... here I come...


Studlystuf: speaking of semen -- is betty a swallower?
OUGirLgONeWilD: i'm not telling you, because i don't want that sort of info on your blog
----sounds like the smart play, right? keep going...

----after some 'verbal fencing'
Studlystuf: are you blacklisting me?
OUGirLgONeWilD: no, i just don't want the fact that i swallow on an internet site
OUGirLgONeWilD: damn
----oh, don't worry, it won't end up on an internet site...


RushOfAdrenalin: i don't suppose stewiee gave you my kurt vonnegut book did she?
Studlystuf: definitely not
Studlystuf: she DID give me your herpes, though
Studlystuf: so... thanks for that
----She should've brought the book as well...