and now for something completely...the same

1. we're all familiar with the concept of the "ragefuck" aka punishfuck, in europe (which sounds even more awesome and demeaning) by now i think --- can you rage-masturbate? does sexual asphyxiation fall somewhere in here?
these are questions that need to be answered

2. thanksgiving -- do you have mac n cheese? mashed potatoes? meat other than turkey?
(my answers are no, but for some reason it sounds good. the past few years we have. and none up to this point)

i expect comments and a reply from shifta on this...mostly b/c i dont want to do anything law related, and i want something interesting to read

I'm not even sure where to begin -- whether to answer your questions or address the REAL issue; your [un]healthy obsession with masturbation.

Rage-masturbation happens, I'm sure. Not in the form of putting a belt around your neck, but in the spirit of "I'm so drunk and I JUST wanna get off!" So you go to task on little hitler & the nazis until you're bleeding... I mean, until you get your kit off.

I think perhaps I have had macaroni on Thanksgiving. I've killed too many brain cells to accurately recall anything before "JUST NOW." (you should appreciate that, bruce) I always have mashed potatoes, mandingo. So delicious. And my family also pulls out the Ham. I usually get a piece or two of swine and a piece or ten of turkey, towers of taters and gravy for days. Mmmm...