More AIM Fun

msevier31: why do they say that defenses dominate when the offenses just suck?
----i think that's like a guy thinking he's badass just cos he fucked a fat chick


msevier31: like us...with plumley
msevier31: they probably realized they cant help him
msevier31: so they might as well watch the show



msevier31: hey i finally figured out an UPside to being adopted, or at least a potential one
msevier31: it might even be powerful enough to mitigate all the alcohol and drug abuse, plus suicidal tendencies
Studlystuf: and that is?
msevier31: apparently, adopted kids can inherit from their adoptive parents and sometimes from their natural parents also
msevier31: thats like 2 christmases!
Studlystuf: yeah... and 4 funerals
Studlystuf: ...that's actually not bad...
----msevier31: they [natural parents] gave you up! why should you owe them the pleasure of going to their funie? fuck that. CTC, and lets move on


OUGirLgONeWilD: you still can't deny seafood smells
OUGirLgONeWilD: maybe in a good way while you're eating it, but you don't want it lingering around the house for days
Studlystuf: like a woman
OUGirLgONeWilD: do you have no shame?
----very little, actually... is there anything posted here to suggest otherwise?


OUGirLgONeWilD: why does that mean i have to give him head?
msevier31: you dont have to
msevier31: but just get drunk enough to make some bad decisions and go from there
OUGirLgONeWilD: you sound like my mom
----up next, an insightful post about the "upside" to "mature" women (they're like a fine wine, right?)


OUGirLgONeWilD: it just comes naturally
OUGirLgONeWilD: alcoholism runs in my blood
Studlystuf: well you dont want to disappoint
OUGirLgONeWilD: of course not
----no one likes to let down their family... except maybe turtle?


msevier31: so whats her next failed project once this goes south
Studlystuf: life?
msevier31: i thought that was the heading?
msevier31: and these were just bullet points
--when does the much-anticipated STD bullet hit stores?


msevier31: id like to think he might display some "wanton disregard" for general decency
Studlystuf: like us
msevier31: yes, like us with plumley



Studlystuf: she doesnt even know the bases
msevier31: ...i dont either
msevier31: i only know stickin my weiner in a hole
----that's the only one that counts... if it doesn't put runs on the board, who gives a shit what base you got to


OUGirLgONeWilD: ....i'm pretty sure i would have adored you if you would've said, "suck me beautiful!"
----..let me start over... "suck me, beautiful?"


OUGirLgONeWilD: great girls don't just fall in your lap
Studlystuf: ...i beg to differ
OUGirLgONeWilD: you have to pursue them
Studlystuf: hahahahah
OUGirLgONeWilD: oh this is pointless