questions du jour (its the questions of the day)
mmm, that sounds good - ill have that
1. i realize youre like a cherub or (perhaps more importantly) the girls we like to hook up with, in that you have relatively little or no body hair. but does yours bother you at all? do you shave the pits?
2. one of my boys down here is getting married in summer (why am i friends with people like this? he's also the anti-PTI guy, if those can possibly be correlated), and he has a motherfuckin ass sonar like you wouldnt believe - this guy is spottin nice asses like costanza spotting raccoons (those were mailboxes you idiot), but unlike costanza, he actually delivers.
is this normal? acceptable? awesome? deplorable isnt in my vernacular for things of this nature...also, i know what you might be thinking. no, his chick isnt fat or ugly. quite the contrary, actually, so we know he isnt settling. still not sure why he'd wanna be tied down, but whatever
3. If a small female or child is a black belt, should i even care? Is there any reason i should be afraid of this person?
4. Why do tortilla chips put a "recipe" for nachos on the bag? There arent too many surprises in your basic nacho, and i certainly havent seen any appearing on a 2 dollar bag of tortilla chips. Chips, meat/beans, cheese, etc. Give me something new and exciting, or dont waste time. Casserole maybe? Awesome way to throw them like a ninja and kill a man?
I dont think Im asking too much here...
drop a beat, drop a beat
I like where your heads at.
It's true that I am a hairless breed. I'm finally showing some chest sprouts and I can grow a 'stache and goat (or what resembles one) in about 2 weeks. Not bad, eh! But, the hair that I do have doesn't bother me at all. My pit hair is actually very thin and very soft. It's like little feathers underneath there. So I have no problem with it.
Arms and legs - not very hairy, either. So again, not a problem.
Your friend that is getting married; look, it doesn't make ANY difference whatsoever if the girl is hott or not. Fat or skinny. Bottom line; he's getting married, therefore he is settling on some level(s). You know we could talk for days about this; but me thinks our libidos would revolt against us. Who knows how many women are reading this thing?
Also, the mere thought of someone who doesn't like PTI makes me wanna punch said person in the throat. He's clearly very confused about life.
Dude, we could (and would... again) thump on little kids and chicks, even if they came at us in a fury of martial arts, foul language, and hormonal rage. It ain't even a question. Rekonize!
Tortilla chips? Who even has the time to make nachos? Just gimme some dip/salsa and let's get this party started.
This response was really forced and subpar, but that's because the season (and maybe series) finale of laguna beach is starting in like 2 minutes! Commercial free, baby!
I love you kristen! And I know you give stellar head AND swallow! Nooch!
1. i realize youre like a cherub or (perhaps more importantly) the girls we like to hook up with, in that you have relatively little or no body hair. but does yours bother you at all? do you shave the pits?
2. one of my boys down here is getting married in summer (why am i friends with people like this? he's also the anti-PTI guy, if those can possibly be correlated), and he has a motherfuckin ass sonar like you wouldnt believe - this guy is spottin nice asses like costanza spotting raccoons (those were mailboxes you idiot), but unlike costanza, he actually delivers.
is this normal? acceptable? awesome? deplorable isnt in my vernacular for things of this nature...also, i know what you might be thinking. no, his chick isnt fat or ugly. quite the contrary, actually, so we know he isnt settling. still not sure why he'd wanna be tied down, but whatever
3. If a small female or child is a black belt, should i even care? Is there any reason i should be afraid of this person?
4. Why do tortilla chips put a "recipe" for nachos on the bag? There arent too many surprises in your basic nacho, and i certainly havent seen any appearing on a 2 dollar bag of tortilla chips. Chips, meat/beans, cheese, etc. Give me something new and exciting, or dont waste time. Casserole maybe? Awesome way to throw them like a ninja and kill a man?
I dont think Im asking too much here...
drop a beat, drop a beat
I like where your heads at.
It's true that I am a hairless breed. I'm finally showing some chest sprouts and I can grow a 'stache and goat (or what resembles one) in about 2 weeks. Not bad, eh! But, the hair that I do have doesn't bother me at all. My pit hair is actually very thin and very soft. It's like little feathers underneath there. So I have no problem with it.
Arms and legs - not very hairy, either. So again, not a problem.
Your friend that is getting married; look, it doesn't make ANY difference whatsoever if the girl is hott or not. Fat or skinny. Bottom line; he's getting married, therefore he is settling on some level(s). You know we could talk for days about this; but me thinks our libidos would revolt against us. Who knows how many women are reading this thing?
Also, the mere thought of someone who doesn't like PTI makes me wanna punch said person in the throat. He's clearly very confused about life.
Dude, we could (and would... again) thump on little kids and chicks, even if they came at us in a fury of martial arts, foul language, and hormonal rage. It ain't even a question. Rekonize!
Tortilla chips? Who even has the time to make nachos? Just gimme some dip/salsa and let's get this party started.
This response was really forced and subpar, but that's because the season (and maybe series) finale of laguna beach is starting in like 2 minutes! Commercial free, baby!
I love you kristen! And I know you give stellar head AND swallow! Nooch!
posted by bruce dickinson at 11/14/2005 06:24:00 PM
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