one of the more annoying "disclaimers" you can hear

"but (s)he's so nice"

nothing wrong with that, you say? WRONG!
the only time this phrase is invoked is when someone sucks on a very basic level such that the speaker has to resort to the only safety in the english language - being "nice"

what the fuck does that even mean? "nice" is so brilliantly vague that no one is ever going to question it

fat, bitchy girl - she's so nice*
quiet guy who doesnt get any - he's the nicest guy ever
ugly/unintelligent girl - she's so nice*
*be on the lookout b/c sometimes with girls the term "sweet" gets thrown in here...very rarely used describing males (unless its a pet, which the quiet nice [tool] guy might very well be)

finally, why do people feel the need to find something positive in someone who obviously sucks? why not just say no she's dumb, ugly, and has no fashion sense...

i say fuck nice, just like i say fuck merlot -- candor and pinot noir are the status quo


You know that last bit rhymed?
Obviously I agree with you, right? This is fundamental.
You get that "nice" label branded on you and it's like wearing the scarlet letter (or walking around carrying a copy of the Kuran; I'm really tolerant, I swear!) -- no one wants to associate with you.
In contrast to that; there are literally hundreds of words with which someone could describe the two of us -- none of them being "nice". Thank God, right?

msevier31: the whole time im reading through your little blurb, i was expecting a subtle plumley reference
Studlystuf: i cant go there
Studlystuf: i dont wanna die
Studlystuf: id rather take my chances with militant islamic fundamentalists than insult plumley
msevier31: can we blog THAT