i'm just a notch in your bedpost, but at least jay-z likes me
i feel like a 17-year old pseudo-emo chick b/c i STILL love the line "i'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song," however long it's been out (8 or 9 months maybe?)
i love the line, but why is a guy complaining about being a notch in the bedpost? isnt that essentially what you want? can we get a revised version of this song? thanks for letting me get my rocks off and sing about it because now im popular and lots of badass (16 year old) bitches want my nuts. anyways, i love the line, just dont get why a guy really gives a shit. could be worse though (see "every rose has its thorn" by poison or "more than words" by extreme for examples) (and yes i realize i eschewed the classic favorite "a woman could cut off your penis..." routine from fight club, but let's focus here)
next point, apparently hip-hop guys dig the scruffy, awkward-looking fellows from fall out boy - most notably jay-z and "bush doesnt care about black people" west. pretty sure fall out boy, being "punk" and all, doesnt support "W" but that'd be pretty funny if they did
how cool is it that these silly looking white boys get the attention of rap giants like jay-z and kanye?
one last thought. if jay-z is one of your boys, do you call him jay? hov? sean? we need to know these things
Respectfully, Bruce, I think you're on the wrong track here.
I believe the question you should be asking yourself is, "What kind of girl collects notches on her bedpost?"
And, obviously, the answer is an awesome one.
Which begs the next question you should be asking, "Where can I meet these girls?"
Where are they hanging out? I dont know -- but I'm pretty sure it's not church. Perhaps abortion clinics? Bars? Clubs? Somewhere where they can A) get drunk and pretend to let the guy take advantage of them, or B) take advantge of you via a roofy-colada. Either way, their goal is to acquire another notch. Yes!
When you get home with said girl, and you notice the notches (assuming your vision isn't too impaired) what's your reaction? I think mine would either be, "Sweet, I'm definitely getting some play," and/or, "I may have to re-evaluate my 'no condom' policy, just this once." Eh, let's be honest here, probably not the latter...
On a side note, let's talk about bedroom etiquette for a minute--
What's the call on trying to get her off? Is this a priority? Do you need to worry about her needs, or do you just game up & bail? On the one hand, she's just using you for sex, so why not return that favor; use her? Who cares if she gets off, right? (I can see how this line of thought would be appropriate if you subscribe to the fundamental rule that every girl you meet is just another potential orgasm) But on the other hand, can you really just dispense with all common courtesy and sexual decency? (We're trying to live in a society here!) What about karma? She's obviously not sleeping with you JUST to get her numbers up and deface a perfectly good bedpost; there is a goal.
You're on your own here, do what you want; but me, I'm topping her off. Not because I believe in right or wrong (I'm well beyond that) but because that's just how I roll..
I'm actually wondering; do these girls even exist? I've never met one. I think they're much like: The Unicorn, a good reason to get married, the easter bunny, the Holocaust, Santa Claus, God, the tooth fairy, love...
You get the point. "...figments of your fucking imagination."
Comforting thoughts, but only to a child or a fool who is willing to suspend reality in order to perpetuate the idea of a beautiful world full of hope, where dreams do come true and all your ideas and actions and feelings aren't just insignificant, decadent exercises in futility.... whoa, what happened? I think I blacked out there for a minute...
On that note--
Also, Jay-Z should be addressed as "that jigga man", no doubt.
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Forgive me my trespasses...
Are the notches labeled for her memory:
------ Bruce(Good Cunnulingus)
------ Shifta(Long Cuddle Time)
------ Flowers(Crooked Dong)
Cuz if there is you can be damn sure I'm gonna bring it. If there is no signifying marks on the proverbial bed post then I am blowin' my load and hitting the road. "Gotta get mine 'fore you get yours!", "If I am just a number to you, I'll be registering in decimal places."
whatever;
M to tha flizzo
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