menage a...thought

so here's one to get you thinking...

does the offer of a threesome make it acceptable to lower your standards as far as the girls go? you know, being "every guy's fantasy," should a man lower his attractiveness standards in order to live the dream?

obviously, im not talking about going hogging here or getting with some ridiculous fuglies. no, i just mean the kind of girl you look at and think "man, i would have to be drunk(er) as hell to get with that" (we know youre not hooking up sober, at least not if you respect yourself, so i mean ridiculously drunk here for most people)
so you'd hook up, but not in good conscience, and you definitely wouldnt be dying to take pictures with her and send them to your friends...

i am going to take the "too good" approach and say it may be okay to blur the lines of acceptability a little bit (hell, you do that anyways when alcohol is involved), but you really shouldnt stray far from your solo-hookup standards, even if its for the menage

exceptions obviously apply, like the revengefuck (reparations!!), the ragefuck, the dryspellfuck, the jealousyfuck, and others

thoughts?


You are so fucking hot. I am so fucking into you. If you agree with everything I've said, just look at me and say "yes"... or wink...

Just for the sake of argument (and because I enjoy it so much) I'm gonna play devil's advocate here.

I guess the easiest argument would just be, carpe diem. That's latin. [Lat. : carpe, seize + diem, day.] (Also, I feel the need to bring into play; "when in Rome." Though, I'm still unsure of its meaning...) As I've illustrated for you before, Bruce, you don't take your fair tickets home with you. You spend 'em all at the fair -- that night! We don't play all these games (figuratively & literally) just so we can throw away the tickets, man. We spend those things on rewards or "prizes" (even if they are of lesser value than the time/energy/money spent to earn said rewards; ie. a 3some that may not be quite up to snuff) and we don't look back. And just for those of you that were wondering; yes, you spend them even if some freaky carny gives them to you for free (thus negating my argument of "you worked for 'em, use 'em" -- doesn't matter) and by free, I clearly mean flashing your bits for his/her amusement and future "me time".

Class, let's review
1. Carpe Diem
1a. When in Rome
2. You've already earned all these fair tickets
3. you're tresspassing
and 4. you've been yelled at [if you didn't get that joke, click the link and look into this -- trust me]

Now, being the fickle, superficial, and generally shallow person that you know me to be; I can see why one would hesitate at the opportunity to jump down a few rungs on the ladder just because there's 4 breasts involved here instead of 2. I'm with you on that. But, then again, what are you so worried about, boss? Is this really important, at all? Is it important in the way that AIDS is destroying an entire people in Africa? Is it important in the way that, as I write this, my "inspired" ex-roommate is planning to take a machete and sweep out the ghettos? Is it important in the way that Nick & Jessica could really be finished for good?! No! It's not! And I think this red n' meth exchange will help to illustrate my point.
Studlystuf: its a 0 sum game
Studlystuf: no one loses or gains anything
Studlystuf: ass just exchanges hands
msevier31: hahaha
msevier31: i love when you break it down
And there it is my friends. What's the harm? What's it gonna cost ya? Squa-dooche!

If I'm offered a 3some (again) I'm treatin' it like a black lady at a buffet. (It's true, some of the dishes may be undercooked &/or potentially fatal. We know all you can eat is such for a reason; it's cheap food.) You know how it is when you go into that buffet, though -- even if you're not that hungry (read: desperate) you still gotta pound.

But you gotta be into Betsy, too...