racism extended
only because you mentioned it...
1. i dont think the HBO special about the "sexes" got enough playtime here. in fact, i dont know if it got any, but im too lazy to check. anyways, the best part of course was the indian wedding they showed with all the teen boys dancing together, followed by the editorial note that females were conspicuously missing. cue voiceover by indian guy "most indian males' first sexual experience is with another male." wait a second...lets back that up *beep, beep, beep* most indians visit wienerschnitzel before joe's crabshack?
this of course raises the question -- are you ever going to be able to look at an indian guy the same?
2. so i was talkin to one of my friends from law school, whom i affectionately refer to as "blackie" (and proceed to giggle every time, because i am VERY immature)...i made a "deez nuuts" reference, and it was completely lost on her. so let's recount this here -- we have a black female, age 22 or 23, went to the university of houston, and doesnt get the deez nuuts reference, let alone know where it might have come from.
do i have grounds to be offended here? or at least bothered? if i AM offended, is that racist?
why dont they hand out manuals on these things?
1. i dont think the HBO special about the "sexes" got enough playtime here. in fact, i dont know if it got any, but im too lazy to check. anyways, the best part of course was the indian wedding they showed with all the teen boys dancing together, followed by the editorial note that females were conspicuously missing. cue voiceover by indian guy "most indian males' first sexual experience is with another male." wait a second...lets back that up *beep, beep, beep* most indians visit wienerschnitzel before joe's crabshack?
this of course raises the question -- are you ever going to be able to look at an indian guy the same?
2. so i was talkin to one of my friends from law school, whom i affectionately refer to as "blackie" (and proceed to giggle every time, because i am VERY immature)...i made a "deez nuuts" reference, and it was completely lost on her. so let's recount this here -- we have a black female, age 22 or 23, went to the university of houston, and doesnt get the deez nuuts reference, let alone know where it might have come from.
do i have grounds to be offended here? or at least bothered? if i AM offended, is that racist?
why dont they hand out manuals on these things?
posted by bruce dickinson at 12/17/2005 04:00:00 PM
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"joe's crabshack" that sounds like a super classy place. Super-duper neato gang, let's all go to "joe's crabshack" for some good eating...awkward. But anyways back to the point, I am going to send that to my friend who specifically is a fan of what we call "brown town" b/c I sure as hell will never look at those men folk the same. Thanks for the heads up, much appreciated.
another satisfied customer...
this is what we do here at bigshifta.blogspot
--we educate
What is "beep, beep, beep?"
Oh and Bruce you know what Deez Nuuts on your chin means don't you?
It' means a dilsnick in your mouth.
Joe's Crabshack, I am afraid, is a weak analogy... better The Catfish Ranch.
Just spreading some wisdom.
canada/flowers: joe's crabshack WAS weak, but red lobster sounded too "nice" and i didnt wanna spend much time thinking of a seafood joint
canada: brown town? is that reference to the people or to the asshole itself? i wasnt quite clear on this
she said well daddy, if i had nuts under my chin, would those be chin nuts? i said hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in ya mooooouf
http://chappelletheory.com -- check that shit out (its a "conspiracy theory" about why chappelle wasnt allowed to do his third season)
im actually a fan of "whistlin' to the wheat fields"
if you're into it --- ya know, a "bushman of the kalahari"
--courtesy of The Sopranos
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