Friday, April 28, 2006

Just Say No

Here's a question for ya--

If you had to pick between two drugs; love or heroin.
What's it gonna be?

I think I'm going with heroin. it's gotta feel as good as love, right? and how could it be anymore destructive?

--besides, it's a trick qustion; one is real and the other one isn't...


hey, i think i felt love once at church camp. at least thats what the pastor told me it was. ("love feels like this to some people")

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ladies and gents . . . shifta finally authored a missive worth the time it takes to read it. bravo.

as for the substance . . . i actually caught a show on tv a few years back covering the widespread heroin problem in a very upscale suburb (i forget exactly where). this 16 year old broad—very cute, innocent, girl-next-door type—was completely addicted and her parents couldn’t figure out why repeated stints in rehab hadn’t worked. when interviewed, the girl simply said, “i would rather die than quit. it feels that good.”

shifta was right . . . it is a trick question . . . love IS heroin.

4/29/2006 3:20 PM  
Blogger Big Shifta said...

ouch -- Hatin' on tha shifta. what gives?
you diss on me, you dissin on yo self

4/30/2006 11:15 AM  
Blogger bruce dickinson said...

i think a 16 year old on heroin is love. so youre both wrong (or half right?)

4/30/2006 6:00 PM  

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