random thoughts, part 29

this is late to mention, of course, but how much hotter is ashlee simpson with blonde hair and a nose job? she's like a mini-jessica. next stop, fake boobs. even without the fake funbags, im a big fan. ryan cabrera needs to step back in and abuse that or she may end up on the business end of my cock

second thought...is it strange that the word "genital" is not in my predictive text? uh, on second thought, forget that i mentioned it