friday bbq: date rape and douchebags

i was invited to an afternoon bbq by a buddy of mine. he makes good money, and he is accordingly rather generous. i have been invited to a number of events where he provided the food (and often liquor and beer) and usually the most ive brought was a 6-pack of beer and some chips. on the way to the bbq i called to see if he needed anything, and he said no, so i stopped to buy beer. heineken 6pack on sale for 5.99, gotta get it. so i get to the bbq, theyve got coolers of like 30 bud and bud light each. i put my heinekens in and crack open a couple to get the ball rolling. anyways, after a few of those, i switch over to a giant margarita. one of my buddy's friends shows up in the meantime, with nothing, and proceeds to grab a heineken. doesnt ask, just grabs one. i am the only one drinking the heineken, and it is by far the best beer in the cooler, not to mention there would only be 2-3 left at this point. what kind of asshole shows up empty-handed and proceeds to grab a premium bottled beer instead of drinking the shitty domestic cans like everyone else? this isnt a cost issue, nor did i need all 6 heinekens (even though i ended up having 7 beers total), but this motherfucker took 2 of my heinekens without ever asking anyone if they were claimed. clearly these green bottles stick out...i just dont understand whats going on here. dont be an asshole, random-beer-stealing-dude

on a side note, i mention that i had a giant margarita. i did not make this margarita for myself, nor did i see it made. however, i have come to the swift and undeniable conclusion that i was a victim of attempted daterape. i blacked out at some point last night, passed out by 830, and i felt horrible all day today. headache all day, stomach a little off, kinda slow.
its a good thing i didnt hook up last night, or i might be filing charges! date rape, or the attempt thereof, is NOT a laughing matter ;)

im with you --- there was something in your margarita... its called tequilla. and it always does that. its horrible shit. horrible.

no! you dont know...you werent there! ive NEVER felt like this before *wink*
youre such an insensitive prick to doubt and mock me