hey look, its red hot chili pep---errr, pink

so i was at the gym doing some cardio this morning, and im a decent distance from the tv, but i can still see whats going on, more or less. thank you smu and the millions they spent on their new gym, which includes giant panel tvs. anyways, i see one of the "good morning, asshole" shows on, and its the summer concert series or whatever they do. i see what looks like a fairly built person in what looks like a blonde wig and a silly dress jumping around and performing on stage. naturally, i think it's anthony kiedis (i dont care if i spelled that correctly) from the chili peppers performing dani california. he's bizarre, and the body type fit. he wears wigs and ridiculous garb and all that, so nothing new here.
well, heres the rub. it was PINK. female, pink. suddenly i felt bad for assuming it was the chili pepper's lead singer. not in the way you'd think, though. i felt bad entirely for pink and not for anthony at all. he does weird shit. she has a man body. thats all there is to it. what's even more bizarre is that i think she could be kinda hot if she would just not be so muscular and mannish. my god, she has the same sex muscles as brad pitt, and she's broad. but she isnt unattractive, so i think if she just toned down a bit, she could be quite attractive.
of course she wont, b/c shes contrarian and does her own thing...which apparently includes dianabol and winstrol for breakfast
just thought this worth mentioning. come on pink, just slim down a little. lay off the steroid waffles for a couple months and do some feminine things