it's been a minute, as they say

news from the front has been a bit slow, but a few things warrant mention.

1. www.shaveeverywhere.com -- just go there, trust me. it isnt porn, but wait til youre home to view it at least

2. in equally surprising internet news, facebook.com has really upped its fuck on the stalker front, with its "news" feature, telling you every move that your buddies have made recently. actually really weird, scary stuff if you ask me...but perhaps it will come as a social lesson to idiots who feel it is appropriate to paste their lives across the internet for anyone to see. if i had to guess, that feature will not last long, or it will be tweaked significantly

3. finally, another odd bit of info, to update on previous posts. on the treadmill this morning, i see im getting a call from a dallas number, but it doesnt look familiar, so naturally i dont answer it. leave a message if you want something. boom, this caller did. it was the hispanic lady from my public service, sounding somewhat aloof and borderline inappropriate, leaving some sort of cryptic message like "hey mark...i need you to call me...i have to ask you something" with strange pauses in between. uh, it used to be funny and amusing. now its starting to get weird.

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