lay off me, im starving

apparently it's someone's 40th birthday today, and i was told there were going to be cupcakes involved. as a joke, i said i probably wouldnt eat one, because i have to maintain my girlish figure.
naturally the pudgy girl chimes in that i need to "live a little" and that "life isnt all about chicken breasts and brown rice"
this coming from the girl who had chips and salsa for "lunch"

hey, when i want to have cankles and "baby fat" all over my body, i'll ask you for dietary advice. until then...eat up, tubby